The Escapist Avatar Adventure: An Open RP (Now Re-Opened!)

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[color=9F2B68]Kazuya[/color] | Matt Hargreave | Kenneth Black
Location: Hargreave's Airship
Time: Morning

And there he was, the one that caused so much damage what felt like so long ago, Standing right in front of Kazuya.
He willingly accepted the Handshake before firmly gripping on it and saying [color=9F2B68]"Names are for friends, so I don't need one."[/color]
Before anything else could be done or said, he then grabbed Kenneth by the neck and eye lasered his target in the face.

 

[Orinon]

Boss | Icarus | Tomoya?
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Boss was a bit surprised but he suddenly looked and saw Icarus was looking at The Archangel, black lightning was coursing through his fingers
"Icarus wait don't-" suddenly a bolt was aimed directly at Barakiel, but surprisingly Barakiel didn't seem to be harmed by the attack as it continued, a streaming arc of electricity, Barakiel aimed his own at Icarus, what Boss didn't know was that these were not attacks they were actually communicating.
I know of you but you do not know me, My father knew your other half he told me he was a good friend, and very loyal he was saddened when he learned he was banished. You know this lightning is familiar its your lightning a spark inside my father remained and It went into his children, but something else is inside me you can sense it can't you?

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Bill O'| Mr. President | Senator Armstrong | [color=00AD83]Dr. Insano[/color]
Location: The O'Riley factor | FOX News.
Time: Morning

"..."
Armstrong was in awe of the sight in front of him as the President of the United States and a random Evil Scientist began to fight all the big names at Fox News with...Feces and Dildo bats...
"...To any viewers still with us, remember when the news was treated with respect and dignity? I do. My Name is Steven Armstrong and I urge all our viewers at home: Don't let this become the legacy we leave for our children. Fighting Credible Journalists with human waste and...something I can't describe in this time-slot. Vote Armstrong, keeping War off our Shores." He spoke over the battle before he had his feed cut.
But as he watched the scene on Fox from his office in Denver, he couldn't help but smile.
"Heh, at this rate, I won't need to do anything except fund raise..." He smugly said to himself as he lit up a cigar and enjoyed the show, even if the President won today, there was no way that his polling could ever recover from a scene like that.
"Someone hit record on this, I want this for the attack ads at the NFL timeslot...And get me some popcorn..."

 

[000Ronald]

Boss | Icarus | Barakiel
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Boss stood horrified as the two angels attacked each other. Why did I tell them I wasn't going to mind-blast them? he thought. What do I do now?...

Desperate to stop the two, Boss jumped between them, trying to deflect their attacks away from one another. Lightning crackled around him in a sphere; he was quickly thrown backwards and skidded along the ground. Lacking other options, Boss decided to just knock the ground out from under Icarus; but between his still-fresh injuries from the battle with Darkside, and his own panic, when he waved his hand, the entire part of the castle that Icarus was standing on was cut off of the castle proper, and fell to the ground. ...well Boss thought. Better just roll with that.

Boss walked over to the new lip of the castle. "I should not have had to explicitly add 'shocking' to the list of prohibited behaviors..." Boss shouted "...but for the sake of clarity shocking is on the list of prohibited behaviors. I don't have any problem with you, but Toyoma over here is a friend of mine. If you're going to pick a fight with him, you're going to pick a fight with me." Boss pointed to the dragon. "And that's not to mention half-pint over there. Can you take him? I think I could if it came down to it, but I'm not so sure about you."

 

[StormShaun]

Bill O'| Mr. President | Senator Armstrong | [color=00AD83]Dr. Insano[/color]
Location: The O'Riley factor | FOX News.
Time: Morning

Listening to the conversation, The President was right next to Bill holding the giant blue phallic shaped bat next to him. Dr.Insano wanted to fight as well, just after the News Corporation revealed themselves. It made everything only more better for The President. Taking the situation into his own hands, he had already swung the bat smashing Bill O' right in the head, this made the man fly behind his desk and into a wall, probably more embarrassed than hurt.

"Take a Dubstep Gun." He said to the Doctor. Suddenly one of the President guards slid a giant case towards Dr.Insano, when he opened it, the rumors suddenly became true, The President WAS making dubstep warfare a real thing. It was the dubstep gun! Meanwhile The President turned to the News Group with his floppy penis bat, "Oh Rupert ... I've finally drawn you out. How shall we settle this?" The President said with a charismatic smile.

Spoiler: The Dubstep Gun

"This happened because you're still angry about that first incident. The time where I was not President and marched in here because I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at the local Freckle Bitches![footnote]Yeah, this some backstory[/footnote]" The President announced, and by this time, the video feed to the studio was cut. The people at home did not need to see all of this.

Boss | Icarus | Barakiel.
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Confused at what Boss just did, Barakiel smiled and shrugged. "That was not an attack ... but communication between our elements." He said with a chuckle, the thing that these mortals do that just charm him. Walking to Boss he looked over him, electricity came off from his skin, no, it was like his skin was electricity. It slivered off the Archangel's hand and onto boss, it coiled up him, but yet it did not hurt at all, in fact it felt nice.

The most surprising fact was that it started to heal his injuries. "Only talking, also I'm not Tomoya any more, we were separated during those wars. He lives his happy life in his universe, so do not worry." Barakiel said in a calm tone as the electricity faded away to reveal no injuries. The Archangel turned to Icarus, his eyes still glowing faintly. "You don't need to do that, indeed it is familiar, but it is a far familiar, I myself have lived many thousand years. I know a lot, I know almost too much, I knew about my own torture yet I could not do anything." The Archangel started to cringe about the part of Rugal torturing them.

"But I cannot interferer with anything, the last time I did that ... those wars happened. I can tell you to live your life, but just know that there will be people for you ... but what they will do is weighed on you, little one."

Looking back to Boss, he remembered his question. "Too much happened, and I do not want to taint the image of him, but if you want the truth, I can give it to you."

The Archangel's face looked like a mortal feeling, fear, an Archangel feared. It's connection to his former partner is strong enough to make a strong enough bond to worry him, even though the Archangel of Lightning, lightning incarnate lived in the world far enough.

 

[Moros]

Ken's head fell forward, smoking rising up from his face. Kazuya held Ken's head up to inspect the damage when his eyes snapped open, glowing bright red with the power of a sun behind them. Suddenly Kazuya felt he couldn't move as his body was locked in place by a plasma forcefield. Ken took this opportunity to remove the balaclava that Kazuya was wearing, revealing his identity.

"Kazuya Mishima, CEO of G-Corp if I remember correctly. How's that teleportation thing coming along? You know my company already has teleportation nailed down. We're even building teleportation hubs in every major city on the planet for public use. Enough about that, I want to kill you in a fight but there's no room here. I know, let's take this outside," Ken said with an evil smile.

Ken proceeded to melt a hole in the wall and he and Kazuya were sucked outside and falling towards the ocean. While Kazuya could move again he saw that Ken had surrounded himself in a giant orb of plasma that quickly took on a humanoid shape about 20ft tall. "Let's fight!", Ken shouted at him with a crazy slasher smile. Meanwhile Matt ordered the helicarrier to cloak and move far away from their current position.[footnote]Don't know if controlling Kazuya that much is out of line but I wanted to get that out of the way as fast as possible[/footnote]

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[color=9F2B68]Kazuya[/color] | Matt Hargreave | Kenneth Black
Location: Hargreave's Airship
Time: Morning

[color=9F2B68]I know this was going too well...[/color] Kazuya thought as he was in freefall over the ocean, this entire operation was going south in a hurry.
Needless to say, the fact that Ken had caught onto him and was now engaging him in battle while Matt fled the scene, either Matt was in on it or he was too much of a coward to fight, either way, Kazuya made a note to cancel that payment.
[color=9F2B68]"I don't fight. I kill."[/color] He boasted as he began to get engulfed in a dark aura as his body began to mutate as he entered his Devil Form.
With his wings unfolding, he began to charge at Ken, firing off more laser bursts as he did.

 

[Moros]

The plasma giant effortlessly avoided the lasers showing that it could move fast for something so big. The giant retaliated by firing a massive gamma ray burst from its hand at Kazuya. The hands of the giant also got whiter as they got denser and would feel like getting hit by a mountain.

Airship

Matt made his way through the ship and found his second-in-command. "I want a status report on our secret project," Matt told him. "We are currently at 70% and will be finished within two months. The guards at the entrance have killed two separate people with false papers. One was driving a big rig full of soldiers that was quickly destroyed before they could attack," the second-in-command explained."Good, double security. We might be getting more activity in the coming months," Matt told him.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[color=9F2B68]Kazuya[/color] | Kenneth Black
Location: Ocean Airspace
Time: Morning

The Gamma ray burst was avoided as Kazuya let himself descend to around sea level as he glided above the water, still firing off laser bursts as he tried to figure out a way out of this situation.
[color=9F2B68]Grrrrr...Never a vial of T-Minus when you need it...[/color] He thought as he kept avoiding blasts and fists.

 

[000Ronald]

Bill O'| Mr. President | Senator Armstrong | [color=00AD83]Dr. Insano[/color] | The Fox News Posse
Location: The O'Riley factor | FOX News.
Time: Morning

"[color=00AD83]Oh hell the fuck yes![/color]" Insano said. "[color=00AD83]Geneva be damned; I've always wanted one of these![/color]"

"I ain't a big fan of Geneva, either." Mr. President said. "Are y' ready?"

"[color=00AD83]I WAS BORN READY![/color]" Doctor Insano shouted. "[color=00AD83]LET ME AT THESE ANTI-SCIENCE NUTJOBS! AND LATER; ALEX JONES![/color]"

"You fool!" Murdoch spat. "Do you think that any of this is not by my design? I was my plan all along that you would come here, on this day, as your troubled presidency comes to a close...so that I may finish you off myself..." Murdoch-and the rest of the Fox News Possee- pulled red lightsabers out of their robes. "...once and for all."

"But..." Megan said. "I thought that we were here to do a round table discussion after ice cream..."

"SILENCE!" Murdoch shouted. "That, too, was part of my plan!"

"Hate ta ruin you're plan..." Mr. President said. "But ya wouldn't be the first old man I've beaten to death with a dildo. HAVE AT THE, FUCK!"

Just as the two mobs met, there was a flash of light, and...

"SANTA CHRIST! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7nP3mUxOjI]"

"[color=CC0000]HO HO HO HO![/color]" Santa Christ said, walking into the middle of the battle. "[color=CC0000]Greetings my chilren! And what are we up to today?[/color]"

"Those ass-fucks were going to attempt to brutally assault the president with lightsabers!" Mr. President said. "Granted, they were bound to fail, but it's the thought that counts, right?"

"[color=CC0000]Indeed it is.[/color]" Santa Christ said, jiggling his belly. "[color=CC0000]Now evil Fox News possee, it's very naughty to try and assault the president. What do you have to say for yourselves?[/color]"

"I wasn't trying to assault him," Murdoch said. "I was trying to kill him! I mean, look at him! He's a gangster and a thug! It was even part of his campaign slogan!"

"Third Street Saints for life, ************."

"Exactly!" Murdoch said. "My point is he is less fit to be President than any bum I could pluck up off the street. And I'd know; where do you think I found Mitt Romney? Am I supposed to just let this go unfought?"

"[color=CC0000]Now now, Murdoch...[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]He was still elected President of the United States by a wide margin, even regarding how terrible his speeches were.[/color]"

"Bitches love the purple."

"[color=CC0000]Exactly! Bitches love the-[/color]" Santa Christ scowled at Mr. President, then turned back to the Fox News Possee "[color=CC0000]...anyway, look at you! You, who claim to be the most American of Americans! The most loyal and stalwart of Americans! Do you just not know what the word 'loyalty' means?[/color]"

"...I can't read..." Hannity admitted.

"Don't worry..." Megan said, patting him on the back. "I can't either."

"And I'm Australian." Murdoch said. "I have no loyalty to this country. My only loyalty is to PinkHealthbud."

Insano, in the back, laughed. "[color=00AD83]Hey, I got that joke![/color]"

"What are you doing back there?"

"[color=00AD83]Fixing the video feed, why?[/color]"

"[color=CC0000]...anyway...[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]Quite a lot, actually. But the rest of you! Ask yourselves this; if it were a possee of MSNBC newscasters attacking the president, wouldn't they be treasonous bastards?[/color]"

"OH MY GOD HE'S RIGHT!" John Stossel shouted.

"[color=CC0000]See, he knows what I'm talking about.[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]Now let's all put this aside and hand out some presents! Mr. President! Here's one for you![/color]"

The President opened his president, a long, thin package. "A special edition Christmas Skin Dildo Bat? They only made 50 of these! You're the best homeboy ever, Santa Christ! Definately better than Pierce; ************ always be changing the station. Fuck Pierce, he's a *****."

"[color=CC0000]Ho, ho, ho, ho![/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]I do what I can.[/color]"

Murdoch stepped forward sheepishly. "Do I get a present, Santa Christ?"

"[color=CC0000]Oh, well let me see...[/color]" Santa Christ said, pulling out a large scroll. "[color=CC0000]Not there, not there...AH! There you are! Number 8 on my naughty list![/color]" Santa Christ nodded. "[color=CC0000]You're right under Vladmir Putin! Oh, hey, he's moved up a little bit! Good for him![/color] In fact..." Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]ALL of you are on my naughty list! Except Mr. President, over here.[/color]"

"[color=00AD83]What the fuck?[/color]" Doctor Insano shouted. "[color=00AD83]I haven't tried to kill anyone all year, not even that imbecile Spoony![/color]"

"[color=CC0000]Yes, but you still did fix that Jaguar CD for him.[/color]"

"[color=00AD83]BUT HE ASKED ME TO![/color]"

"[color=CC0000]I don't care![/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]It was still one of the naughtiest things I've ever seen![/color]"

[color=00AD83]Insano[/color] tried to come up with a response, but ended up just stuttering.

"Don't worry, Insano." The President said. "You can keep the Dubstep Blaster. My treat."

"[color=00AD83]...do you mean it?[/color]"

"Have I ever said anything I haven't meant?"

"[color=00AD83]...not that I can recall...[/color]" Spoony said, trudging back to the control panel.

"[color=CC0000]HO HO HO HO![/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]Well, if everything's settled, I've gotta go get all these adorable puppies to a no-kill-[/color]"

BLAM!

Santa Christ's smile slowly faded from his face as he and everyone else realized what had just happened.

"Always wanted to kill Santa Christ." Ollie North said. "Uppity bastard thinks he's better than everyone else."

"[color=00AD83]Alrighty, video feed is fixed, what nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-[/color]"

Ollie shot Santa Christ six more times before he fell to the ground.

 

[Orinon]

Selena | [color=666666]Vanessa[/color] | James | Edge
Location: Just outside G-corp, Tokyo, Japan.
Time: Late Morning

Selena had been waiting but as she saw the Giant dragon and some sort of angel she was happy for the support. Edge and some Strange man was following him, asking him odd questions about someone called Boss. She sighed and the strange man was eyeing her especially her legs. she then started to take off, she saw a few other people getting into a large helicopter, she gestured for them to follow her. She used her crystal ball and the scepter, somehow she could use the black scepter to get a direction of Icarus. They were moving fast, fast as Selena's broom could manage it was magically enhacned but a skirt and blouse weren't super aerodynamic.
"We may have to be cautious Icarus may think we plan to attack him so we'll have to be gentle, if he thinks we're coming to capture or harm him, he'll turn very aggressive and you saw how dangerous he can be" she was speaking over a basic headset communicator, she was broadcasting the message to Edge she hoped the ninja whom she saw the two fighting Darkside together.

Boss | Icarus | Barakiel.
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Icarus and Barakiel concluded their silent communication, Icarus turned his cloak flaring out in quite a Garish manner, he sat on a ledge looking out at the many clouds turning to storms nearby.
"Mister Boss, do you ever think that maybe, maybe sometimes some sort of deity spits on you, because he's bored? because he has nothing better to do. Sometimes I get that feeling and I don't know if there's anything I can do about that."

 

[000Ronald]

Boss | Icarus | Barakiel.
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Boss scratched his head. "Not...not really." he said. "No. I mean, I've had strings of bad luck before, but never anything so bad that I'm like, 'Oh, God himself is spitting on be because I've failed to meet his bewildering expectations!' And truth be told, even if that were to happen, I'd probably find God and piledrive him into a black hole. Especially if he was doing it because he was bored. I mean, who the fuck does that?"

Boss turned to Barakiel. "No offense to you, buddy."

 

[StormShaun]

Bill O'| Mr. President | Senator Armstrong | [color=00AD83]Dr. Insano[/color] | The Fox News Posse
Location: The O'Riley factor | FOX News.
Time: Morning

The world went in slow motion for Mr. President as Santa Christ was shot. All eyes were on the jolly man as he started his decent to the ground. By the time of the thump of the corpse, Mr. President was already in a enraged state. Next thing that Ollie North felt was the nob of a rubber penis against his forehead, the Christmas special Penetrator smacked the military man in the face, allowing him to fall to the ground ... also in embarrassment.

Spoiler: The only treat you DON'T want to lick.

"Nooooooooooooooooo!" Mr. President yelled as he could, the studio was filled with his voice. Dropping the penis he ran to Santa Christ's side. "Santa Christ, Santa Christ! Please don't go!" Mr. President said with tears welling in his eyes. Everyone at home was witnessing this horrible event. Children were crying, and even their parents had tears welling up, each of their minds were processing that FOX News was a horrible corporation.

The Men in purple surrounded the Fox News Posse with maximum aggressiveness. Each of them were tackled with angry passion, some were even beaten up for a second. Bill who had just got up surrendered himself immediately as he saw the dead figure.

Boss | Icarus | Barakiel.
Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

"That wasn't needed ... especially since when some people call me "The Archangel of Luck" as well." Barakiel said with a smile but shrugged. Feeling the atmosphere around the two, the Archangel turned into a electric like substance which crawled to the ledge as well, easily forming back into the human form. "I doubt that though little one, God is complex, even complex enough to make us confused. To work life out is impossible, it is an impossible system that no know can find out about ... but if people do get the worst of it, I'm going to say it has to be for a reason." Barakiel said but got frustrated instantly.

"Ahh, it is impossible to put it into words! I wasn't made to talk about how life works, I'm here to control my elements." He said finally before going quiet, gazing over the atmosphere which was still stormy like. The giant Dragon in the background was beginning to fall asleep. "Anyway ... why are you guys out there?" He said trying to make conversation, hoping to not be dragged back to his job to be spoiled about this question.

 

[Moros]

Ken was getting bored chasing Kazuya so he sped up, formed a giant club in the plasma giant's hand, made it as dense as he could get and started swinging at Kazuya as fast as he could.

 

[DotSlash]

[color=666666]Vanessa[/color] | James | Violet
Location: Floor 69 Lab, G-corp, Tokyo, Japan.
Time: Late Morning

As Selena had moved off to search for this 'Icarus', Vanessa finished off her food and sighed a bit as she noticed James being too busy speaking with Violet to notice her waving. Hearing about Edge, she tilted her head a bit. [color=666666] Ah right... He helped me out over there. I never did get to finish talking to him, but I guess now isn't the time for that... [/color] She leaned back onto a chair and pulled out her PDA, starting to play a game on it to pass the time. As such, she wasn't able to pick up on Selena's message as it was broadcast.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[color=9F2B68]Kazuya[/color] | Kenneth Black
Location: Ocean Airspace
Time: Morning

Needless to say, this entire plan was going so much better before Ken knew he was coming, Kazuya was still trying to figure out how he knew, Matt most likely.
Still, he did his best to avoid the massive plasma fists as he flew over the sea, only to get swatted into the water by the massive club he had made.
It took a while before he was able to process the fact he was in the water and quickly began to swim for the surface, firing another laser blast or two as he did.
[color=9F2B68]"You think you can kill me?! YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL KAZUYA MISHIMA?!"[/color] He roared demonically as his enemy had him on the ropes.

 

[Moros]

Ken was waiting for Kazuya when he surfaced and quickly trapped him in a bubble of plasma. "It is the bottom of the 9th with the score tied at 3 runs as Allen Craig steps up to the batter's box. A home run would win it for St. Louis," Ken said as the giant lightly tossed the ball up in the air a few times. The club that the giant was holding transformed into a baseball bat.

"Pitcher winds up for a fast ball," Ken as the giant tossed high up in air and quickly got into a batting stance. When the ball had fallen to the right height, the giant swung the bat hard. "A pitch straight down the middle. Allen Craig hits the ball...AND THAT'S A HOME RUN! THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS WIN THE GAME 4 TO 3! We will see you tomorrow," Ken said as the ball, with Kazuya inside, rocketed off into the distance. "Sucker must be going at least Mach 3 or something," Ken said as flew off to his base. The bubble around would last for about a minute before fully dissipating, giving Ken plenty of time to vacate the area.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

[color=9F2B68]Kazuya[/color]
Location: Ocean Island
Time: Morning

Whatever happened to Kazuya after Ken sent him packing was anyone's guess, because he certainly didn't know.
By the time he woke up, he was laying face down on a sandy beach, pain shooting all over his body as he tried to pick himself up.
His wings were bent from when he bounced against the water, one of his arms was completely limp and the rest of his body was bruised and cut from the rough landing.
But the worst pain of all was to his ego, Kenneth fucking Black and he let him escape. Alive!
Thus he did the only thing he could do and merely rolled on his back as he attempted to regain his strength.

 

[000Ronald]

Bill O'| Mr. President | Senator Armstrong | [color=00AD83]Dr. Insano[/color] | The Fox News Posse | [color=CC0000]SANTA CHRIST![/color]
Location: The O'Riley factor | FOX News.
Time: Morning

The President rose up, grasping his super-special-Cristmas dildo bat as he did. "I'm gonna make ALL of you suffer!" he shouted. And then he dropped the bat. "But not like this. None of you bastards are worthy of a Presidential beatdown, and Santa Christ deserves more respect than this. We're gonna give you the whole fucking works, Miranda rights, trial by jury, and the best public defenders we can find. You're gonna get put away for a long time, and there isn't going to be a damn thing you can do about it."

Rupert Murdoch laughed. "There isn't a jury on earth I can't just buy! I'll be scoff-free by this time next week!"

"[color=00AD83]LIKE HELL![/color]" Doctor Insano shouted. "[color=00AD83]You just tried to kill The President; that's fucking treason! If he wanted, The President could seize everything you own![/color]"

"No he can't!" Sean Hannity said. "That's unconstitutional!"

"[color=00AD83]Actually...[/color]" Doctor Insano said. "[color=00AD83]The government has the right to seize any assets used in the facilitation of a crime, including property, large sums of cash, and even domain names. Now, proving what you did and didn't use in committing treason will be tricky, but it's a fair bet that you at least used the Fox News network to facilitate your crimes, being as all your cohorts work there.[/color]"

"No...NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Murdoch screamed to the heavens as he was taken away.

"[color=00AD83]Suck on THAT, Murdoch![/color]" Doctor Insano said.

Santa Christ coughed. "[color=CC0000]Mr...Mr. President...[/color]"

The President ran back over to [color=CC0000]Santa Christ's[/color] side. "Save your strength, Santa Christ, you need to live through this!"

"[color=CC0000]No, I...[/color]" Santa Christ coughed. "[color=CC0000]I need you to know something, Mr. President. I voted for you. I believe in you.[/color]"

The President nodded, trying as hard as he could to hold back tears. "You have no idea how happy that makes me, Santa Christ. If you weren't literally dying in my arms, this would be the happiest day of my life right here."

"[color=CC0000]...and...and I need you to do something for me...[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]Promise meeeeee....[/color]"

"Anything, Santa Christ, fucking anything. You want me to make it Christmas every day? Done. You want me to wipe Michigan off the face of the map? Done. You want me to fly to a fuckin' star billions of miles away? I've got a spaceship, I can do that shit."

"[color=CC0000]Promise me...you'll bring joy...to children...[/color]"

The President nodded, unable to hold back his tears anymore. "I will, Santa Christ. I'll fill all the children with so much fuckin' joy they won't know what to do with it!"

"[color=CC0000]Good...[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]That's all...I ever...wanted...[/color]"

"For you, Santa Christ..." The President said. "I will become...BOSS CHRI-"

"[color=CC0000]NO! No, no, no, no...[/color]" Santa Christ said. "[color=CC0000]Don't...don't do that.[/color]"

"...can I be Santa Boss?"

"[color=CC0000]No.[/color]"

"[color=00AD83]Can I be Insano Christ?[/color]"

"[color=CC0000]NO![/color]" Santa Christ shouted. "[color=CC0000]Why would you even ask that?[/color]"

"[color=00AD83]...I just wanted to be loved...[/color]"

By now, paramedics had arrived and were loading [color=CC0000]Santa Christ[/color] onto a stretcher. "[color=CC0000]Just...just bring joy to children. Don't use my name, and bring joy to children.[/color]"

The President nodded. "For you, Santa Christ! You're the best homeboy ever!"

"[color=CC0000]DON'T USE MY NAME![/color]" Santa Christ shouted as the ambulence doors closed.

 

[Orinon]

[color=666666]Vanessa[/color] | James | Violet
Location: Floor 69 Lab, G-corp, Tokyo, Japan.
Time: Late Morning

They were soon approaching the forest that Selena had determined they must be hiding they could see in the distance a black floating castle and a giant dragon.
"We'll be there soon we may want to be careful we don't want them to think we're a threat I can count at least two Angels, Icarus is there and something very powerful is close to him. The scepter started to get hot, She wasnt sure about the dragon that was sitting patiently.
"Avoid the Dragon, it seems to be passive."

Location: A Long Forgotten forest
Time: Afternoon

Icarus saw in the distance a large helicopter. He suddenly get another feeling of sickness and retched. he shook his head.
"Urgh oh goddess my head feels like its in a vice." he
"S-sorry, I was hiding, I made a small home for myself when Boss came in, by the way umm we should be expecting company by that I mean you should." he started to leave Boss grabbed his shoulder
"are you planning on running?"
"More like I need somewhere I'm not going to throw up." he shrugged Boss off with his wing and ran to a lower level.