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SmartIdiot

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I'm hoping I can bring a new reason in.

Banned for accusing Kuliani of having a tiny penis, to the point of developing a complex.
 

videocrazy

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Hey, so it's April 1st here, but I don't see the joke I keep hearing about. Someone mind explaining it to me, because for some reason, every single site apparently decided to start and end early (The result being I've missed out on most of it.)
 

Space Cowgirl

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Out of like the two or three that I've seen, Furburt and Idealisticommi's are the most amusing. I have to say it: Yay for being hopelessly obscure!
 

Sleekgiant

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[Kira Must Die said:
]Is it over yet? Can we have our old members back now, Kuliani, or do we have to wait tomorrow?
Yes I want Sky and Grey back *sheds tears*
Maxieon said:
I loved Commi's ban and New Classic's ban probably the most. I thought that they were funny.
I'm just glad that I'm unknown.[sub]I am safe![/sub]
Maxie your quite well known to me ,I think we just stay nice and hidden in Forum Games
 

ottenni

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapist_Magazine

Ok who updated our Wikipedia page???
 

ottenni

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Samurai Goomba said:
ottenni said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapist_Magazine

Ok who updated our Wikipedia page???
A troll, from the looks of things. That is not Wiki-worthy content.
I'm more inclined to say its a member from this site. I'm sure April fools is the day to get away with it, look at Wikipedia front page for starters.
 

ajb924

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Commi's made me laugh the hardest.

Man, I feel dumb, but I actually fell for it... I saw Sky got banned and thought it was real.
 

TheTim

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Kulini's actions remind me of Joseph Stalin's reign of terror

just sayin.....
 

Glerken

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reg42 said:
Lycanthrope321 said:
If
reg42 said:
[Kira Must Die said:
]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani :(
It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.
By that rule,I should be banned though.
It's the feeling of recognition we all crave at the moment.
Well, I didn't say it was a rule, but if you can find one guy who got silly-banned and had under 5000 posts I'll be impressed and corrected.
Did I win?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184497-List-of-current-April-Fools-Day-pranks?page=2#5566224

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.184372-Question-of-the-Day-April-1-2010?page=2#5565678
Also: Didn't check the pages ahead of this, so if it was already posted, my apologies.
 

Glerken

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[Sorry for double post]

In case anyone wants to see them, I'm currently searching around for all the funny bans. I'll update this as I go.
In no specific order, Sassafrass' and Ren3004's kind of go together though.
I'm probably missing quite a few, give me time to look around more.
 

UnkeptBiscuit

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Delock said:
[Kira Must Die said:
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reg42 said:
[Kira Must Die said:
]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani :(
It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.
Well, there's always next April Fools Day.
Or you can just yell that Kuliani can't touch you in an attempt at reverse psychology, although you could also do it to not be banned by using reverse-reverse psychology, but then they could know that, and ban you, because it was actually reverse-reverse-reverse psychology. And the chain goes on...
HEY KULIANI!!!
U can't touch us!!!
 

Soviet Heavy

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Man, I was getting scared when I saw Kuliani go apeshit on Furburt. Even went to give him my condolences on his youtube page. Then I realized what day it was, and I felt like an idiot.
 

NeutralDrow

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Huh. I guess my plan to avoid the internet in general (the Escapist in particular) was a good one.