The Escapist Bans

[SmartIdiot]

I'm hoping I can bring a new reason in.

Banned for accusing Kuliani of having a tiny penis, to the point of developing a complex.

 

[MelziGurl]

I see Kuliani doing an Objection! Ban...my visions may not be 100% accurate though.

 

[videocrazy]

Hey, so it's April 1st here, but I don't see the joke I keep hearing about. Someone mind explaining it to me, because for some reason, every single site apparently decided to start and end early (The result being I've missed out on most of it.)

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Out of like the two or three that I've seen, Furburt and Idealisticommi's are the most amusing. I have to say it: Yay for being hopelessly obscure!

 

[Sleekgiant]

]Is it over yet? Can we have our old members back now, Kuliani, or do we have to wait tomorrow?

Yes I want Sky and Grey back *sheds tears*

I loved Commi's ban and New Classic's ban probably the most. I thought that they were funny.
I'm just glad that I'm unknown.[sub]I am safe![/sub]

Maxie your quite well known to me ,I think we just stay nice and hidden in Forum Games

 

[ottenni]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapist_Magazine

Ok who updated our Wikipedia page???

 

[Samurai Goomba]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapist_Magazine

Ok who updated our Wikipedia page???

A troll, from the looks of things. That is not Wiki-worthy content.

 

[ottenni]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escapist_Magazine

Ok who updated our Wikipedia page???

A troll, from the looks of things. That is not Wiki-worthy content.

I'm more inclined to say its a member from this site. I'm sure April fools is the day to get away with it, look at Wikipedia front page for starters.

 

[ajb924]

Commi's made me laugh the hardest.

Man, I feel dumb, but I actually fell for it... I saw Sky got banned and thought it was real.

 

[TheTim]

Kulini's actions remind me of Joseph Stalin's reign of terror

just sayin.....

 

[joshthor]

im scrd.

 

[Glerken]

If

]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani

It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.

By that rule,I should be banned though.
It's the feeling of recognition we all crave at the moment.

Well, I didn't say it was a rule, but if you can find one guy who got silly-banned and had under 5000 posts I'll be impressed and corrected.

Did I win?
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184497-List-of-current-April-Fools-Day-pranks?page=2#5566224

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.184372-Question-of-the-Day-April-1-2010?page=2#5565678
Also: Didn't check the pages ahead of this, so if it was already posted, my apologies.

 

[Glerken]

[Sorry for double post]

In case anyone wants to see them, I'm currently searching around for all the funny bans. I'll update this as I go.

Spoiler: Spoiler'd to save room

• http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...current-April-Fools-Day-pranks?page=2#5566224 -Sevre90210
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184950-The-Escapist-Bans#5569595 -NewClassic
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184950-The-Escapist-Bans#5569762 - Erana
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/6.184372-Question-of-the-Day-April-1-2010?page=2#5565678 -Magnatek
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.184488-Poll-Call-of-Duty-V-S-Halo#5562855 -Furburt
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.184892-Will-There-Ever-Be-a-FINAL-Fantasy#5565808 -Hubilub
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...t-2-ready-Calender-added-to-OP?page=4#5561415 -IdealistCommi
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.174412-The-Hugging-Game?page=178#5566249 -Greyfox105
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...Enix-vs-7-Zynga-VOTING-CLOSED?page=64#5536143 -TheNumber1Zero
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.184475-Poll-Forum-Quest-The-Beginning#5562023 -Neonbob
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...nt-I-Know-You-From-Somewhere?page=789#5565848 -Sassafrass
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/for...nt-I-Know-You-From-Somewhere?page=789#5565928 -Ren3004
  
  http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.184090-Poll-What-do-you-think-of-twitter#5534748 -megapenguinx

In no specific order, Sassafrass' and Ren3004's kind of go together though.
I'm probably missing quite a few, give me time to look around more.

 

[UnkeptBiscuit]

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]I wish I was cool enough to get banned by Kuliani

It's only guys who have 5000+ posts. But I know how you feel, I wanna get banned for a funny reason too.

Well, there's always next April Fools Day.

Or you can just yell that Kuliani can't touch you in an attempt at reverse psychology, although you could also do it to not be banned by using reverse-reverse psychology, but then they could know that, and ban you, because it was actually reverse-reverse-reverse psychology. And the chain goes on...

HEY KULIANI!!!
U can't touch us!!!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Man, I was getting scared when I saw Kuliani go apeshit on Furburt. Even went to give him my condolences on his youtube page. Then I realized what day it was, and I felt like an idiot.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Huh. I guess my plan to avoid the internet in general (the Escapist in particular) was a good one.

 

[Nouw]

I feel ashamed for believing the bans...

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

Can I be banned too? I feel left out.

Funny first post

Welcome to the Escapist, don't go near the basement

OT: They been unbanned yet?

 

[Knight Templar]

I seem to have missed a lot.

 

[ultimateownage]

Wow, they haven't unbanned them? Thank god they didn't ban me, I want mah neo badge.