The Escapist Caption Contest

[LilGherkin]

Category 1: I dub thee my new mistress

Category 2: Change the billboard Wilson, it's not the Westchester CC. It's the Westchester KKK

 

[Raven's Nest]

Cat 1 - After years of searching for the perfect hole, Tiger realised the best birdie he ever played was on home turf...

Cat 2 - Not wanting to end his honesty streak, Tiger owns up to the fart which cleared the green...

 

[Rawker]

Cat 1 "It appears Tiger has sunk it in fifteen different holes. Not very professional."

Cat 2 someone in background:Zieg! Tiger:"Hiel!"

 

[Sporky111]

1: Lonely Westchester women were hoping to pass subtle hints to Tiger himself with the lines "It's in the Game" and "These guys are good" next to the Welcome sign.

2: Tiger doesn't use a caddy. Tiger uses The Force

 

[Pimppeter2]

Cat 1: Raise your hand if you slept with Tiger woods!


Cat 2: You see this hand? This is how Tiger strokes his wood

 

[Raven's Nest]

Hey who left that tripwire there? You just made me bump into this thread...

Btw, orangesocks you forgot Wooty's points in the last standings....

 

[Aqualung]

Category 1:

"The woman who designed the 'Welcome' sign decided to make Tiger Woods feel even more welcome- by adding her bra cup size at the end of the message.

Clearly, that smile is impressed."

 

[Kimarous]

Catagory 1: "...Westchester CC is my penis."

(cookie to whoever gets that reference)

Catagory 2: "Hey, uh, Tiger? Your hat has a sunshade; you don't need to block it with your hand."

 

[Randoms]

category one:
Mr. Woods we have breaking news, your name has been officialy changed from Tiger to Cheater.

category one... again:
Tiger Woods waves goodbye to his marriage while at the same time waves hello to 15 different women at once, impressive stuff.

 

[Sassafrass]

Hey who left that tripwire there? You just made me bump into this thread...

Btw, orangesocks you forgot Wooty's points in the last standings....

OW! Why did you reset the damn tripwire?!

[sup]And this shouldn't be against the rules, but if it is, whatevs. Go here for a Silent Hill RP. Not mine but a friends. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.163196]

 

[Khedive Rex]

Caption 1: No really, I appreciate it and you are lovely but I'm tired.

Caption 2: You see this hand? First, I'm gonna hit you on the right side of your face. Then I'm gonna hit you on the left side of your face. Then I'm gonna hit that tiny ball and it's gonna fly all the way over there. And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Nice work everyone and thanks for the bumps!

Now to the results

Category 1

Spoiler: Number One

Number 1:

Category 1: "Clap if you have slept with Tiger Woods."

Spoiler: Number Two

Number 2:

Cat 1 - After years of searching for the perfect hole, Tiger realised the best birdie he ever played was on home turf...

Spoiler: Number Three

Number 3:

Category 1:

"The woman who designed the 'Welcome' sign decided to make Tiger Woods feel even more welcome- by adding her bra cup size at the end of the message.

Clearly, that smile is impressed."

Spoiler: Honorable Mentions

Honorable Mentions:

1: Lonely Westchester women were hoping to pass subtle hints to Tiger himself with the lines "It's in the Game" and "These guys are good" next to the Welcome sign.

Category 1: Tiger: "Dude... 15 women, one year! Up top!"

Category 2

Spoiler: Number One

Number 1:

Category 2: Ever since watching the Matrix, Tiger Woods has been trying to find the secret to stop golf balls with his mind.

Spoiler: Number Two

Number 2:

Not wanting to end his honesty streak, Tiger owns up to the fart which cleared the green...

Spoiler: Number Three

Number 3:

Category 2: "STOP! HAMMER TIME!"

Spoiler: Honorable Mentions

Honorable Mentions:

Cat 2: You see this hand? This is how Tiger strokes his wood

Cat 2 someone in background:Zieg! Tiger:"Hiel!"

2: Tiger doesn't use a caddy. Tiger uses The Force

And finally,

Spoiler: WTF Bonuses

And WTF Bonuses to:

Category 2: Change the billboard Wilson, it's not the Westchester CC. It's the Westchester KKK

Caption 2: You see this hand? First, I'm gonna hit you on the right side of your face. Then I'm gonna hit you on the left side of your face. Then I'm gonna hit that tiny ball and it's gonna fly all the way over there. And there ain't a damn thing you can do about it.

Woah, that finished post just looked like a wall of BBCode and faeces to me. Anyway, on to ROOOOOOOOUND 4!

Round 4

Do your best! Single caption round!


Current Standings:
Ravens_Nest - 13 points
Sasquatch99 - 9 points
Aqualung - 7 points
Wooty - 5 points
Ren3004 - 4 points
Sporky111 - 4 points
Trivun - 3 points
Shapsters - 3 points
pimppeter2 - 3 points
Rawker - 2 points
LilGherkin - 1 point
Khedive Rex - 1 point
Sentinel 10 - 1 point


EDIT: Sorry changed picture - found a better one.

 

[TheSentinel]

"Don't you just hate it when a guy passes out on top of you at a party.

At least, that's what I would tell people."

 

[Ren3004]

"Excuse me, do you know what is the penalty for necrophilia on Cyrodiil?"

[sub]DISCLAIMER: this post is only intended to reference a line said in game, not to offend anyone.[/sub]

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Cyrodil: Training soldiers the traditional, spartan way since the reign of Tiberius the first.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

"You've got some sticky fingers, what have you been up to?

Sometimes you just don't want to know the answer.

 

[Nukey]

"I see that the guards are a little busy frisking each other to bother finding the thieves guild."

 

[Aqualung]

"Stop right there, criminal scum! No body is that sexy on my watch! I'm confiscating your precious goods. Now work off your fine or it's off to bed."

Spoiler: And now for something completely different.

Doesn't the one on the left look like Brad Pitt?

Also:

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

Holy crap.. It is Brad Pitt! And that .gif was the most hilariously hilarious thing I have ever seen.. You will be receiving bonus points for that! Seriously I can hardly breathe! It just looks so.. damn.. stupid..

 

[Berethond]

"Now if only I could remember how this came off..."