The Escapist Caption Contest...

[Nouw]

Just quote someone with an image. I always did that to all the stuff I wanted to figure out.

Or just copy me!

You can do img or IMG it doesn't matter as long as both of the letters are the same locks.

E.g: The Right Way [img7]the URL is here[/img7] Without the 7 of course.

The Wrong Way [IMG7]the URL here[/img7]

Well there you go!

 

[Baby Eater]

Just quote someone with an image. I always did that to all the stuff I wanted to figure out.

Or just copy me!

You can do img or IMG it doesn't matter as long as both of the letters are the same locks.

E.g: The Right Way [img7]the URL is here[/img7] Without the 7 of course.

The Wrong Way [IMG7]the URL here[/img7]

Well there you go!

does it have to be in url form?

 

[Lambi]

does it have to be in url form?

It has to be in img form.

 

[Nouw]

What he said.

Offtopic: I'm listening to the leek song!

 

[Baby Eater]

Sorry for the wait (I had a better pic but wrong format)

"Did you wash your beak billy? Good now open wide" * throws up fish guts*

I'll post my winner and 2 runners up later tonight

 

[Magnatek]

Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".

 

[Baby Eater]

Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".

I'm not sure if the insanity from 4 hours of the leek song talking but that's fucking hilarious

 

[Sporky111]

Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".

I'm not sure if the insanity from 4 hours of the leek song talking but that's fucking hilarious

Especially if you can imagine it being spoken in Morgan Freeman's voice. Also, I like the irony of your picture choice coupled with your username.

"Observe now, the predatory penguin in it's natural habitat. Their main diet consists of rubber ducks, but when sufficiently hungry they will take on much larger prey. . ."

 

[CloggedDonkey]

pedo-bear, meet pedo-penguin.

 

[fanklok]

pedo-bear, meet pedo-penguin.

that is clearly shota penguin

 

[CloggedDonkey]

pedo-bear, meet pedo-penguin.

that is clearly shota penguin

maybe. but as soon as it run crosses the street to the playground, it's a pedo-penguin.

 

[Nouw]

And you thought that you saw the last of the Killer Penguins from Antarctica ... *sniffle, we now weep for the death of the very young... BABY! WTF? EVEN IF THIS IS THE ENCYCLOPEDIA DRAMATICA CHANNEL! THIS IS TOO FAR MAN! TOO FAR!

Okay, I have another one

The Killer Penguin [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Killer_Penguin/] was in the fatal explosion of the death star and they were transfered to earth. They had to let go of all their equipment and hence began to feed on... babies...

 

[sky14kemea]

"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I ain't very good -.-

Btw, am I allowed to post? D: I dunno if its set players or not T^T

 

[Lost In The Void]

"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I ain't very good -.-

Btw, am I allowed to post? D: I dunno if its set players or not T^T

Don't worry it's a walk in competition

Now for my Caption

Boy: "Are You my Mommy?"
Penguin: "Nope I'm your Daddy; now you just crawl between my legs, I'll keep you nice and warm."

 

[Ren3004]

'Hitchcock would be turning in his grave if he saw the remake of the Psycho shower scene with the penguin.'

and another one

'Danny DeVito's stunt double in Batman Returns was hardly the pinnacle of movie technology.'

 

[Raven's Nest]

Al Gore's "Lay on the gulit trip" campaign is starting to take the piss...

 

[Baby Eater]

*shamless bumping*
Oh goodness who left that bump on the road?

 

[TheSentinel]

It always the ones you least expect...

 

[Baby Eater]

Yes I'm early but I just got darksiders so.....yeah.
1st place +5 creepiness

Boy: "Are You my Mommy?"
Penguin: "Nope I'm your Daddy; now you just crawl between my legs, I'll keep you nice and warm."

2nd place(Tough choice on this one) +10 morgan freemanism

Morgan Freeman: Desperate to find a substitute for the egg he lost, the male emperor penguin searched far and wide for a suitable thing he could call "son".

Honorable mention for being adorable

"Stop stealing our ice boi!"

...Yeah I am very good

 

[Lost In The Void]

Alright since I am again the Caption Master I give you your next Pic