The Escapist Dictionary, All Contribute!

[RockyH]

I want to make this thread into a Dictionary, of words and phrases used on the escapist/The Internet. Set it out like a normal Dictionary, with one phrase per post.

 

[Radeonx]

Radeonx- Noun
A god-like entity that is, without question, the greatest and most awesome being ever to live in the universe.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Aardvark

A medium-sized, burrowing, nocturnal mammal native to Africa.

May also be used as a harmless insult.

"Shut up, you aardvark!"

"Your mom's an aardvark!"

"Go aardvark yourself!"

 

[Vhite]

first - "Can I get banned please?"

 

[GrinningManiac]

lolwut - pronoun - a colloquial expression and/or exclamation used to express a significant lack of understanding pertaining to the given subject. The 'lol' root, derived from the lesser 'lol' (abbreviation - Laugh Out Loud), suggests that the lack of understanding has bemused the lolwutee, whether through delirious exasperation or, indeed, a hilarious consequence brought about due to the misunderstanding

 

[Keetron]

MMORPG Pronounced. MuhMorePuhGuh

 

[Legend of J]

Moon Pie- Fuck noes what it really is but legend of jay wount stop talking about it.

 

[Erana]

'Scapist: alternate form of the word, "Escapist."
Skorgy: a large skype conference with four or more people.
Blivyun: alternate for "Oblivion."

 

[Musclepunch]

thread-fail, when a thread FAILS

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Lord - noun - a transcendent state of existence only reached by those scientifically determined to be "crucial, in a non-critical way".

 

[T8B95]

Wasamattawichu-bastardization of the term "what's the matter with you" made famous by the first Godfather movie

EDIT: Shit, almost forgot this one;
Wuwuzat-Bastardization of the term "what was that?" often expressed by sleepy teenagers

 

[Daffy F]

WHART?! - "And expression of discontent at another person's choice of words."

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

"What is this I don't even." - A statement indicating that the sheer incomprehensibility, baffling oddity, or otherwise unlikely nature of the topic of discussion has rendered the poster incapable of forming entirely coherent sentences.