The Escapist Fanfic Thread...

[Trivun]

Okay, so I've never been a big fan of fanfic in the past. However, a while back a friend of mine started writing one about Kingdom Hearts 2, with the characters as contestants on The Weakest Link. Not sure whether he carried it on or not, I'll have to check, but it was pretty good nonetheless .

Anyway, as a short story writer myself, I've been interested for a short while now in possibly writing my own, and maybe reading a few. So, here's a thread where we can all share fanfics together. If you've written anyway, post them here. If you read them, tell us your favourites, or maybe post them in the thread . I'll possibly be writing my own sometime soon, so I'll add it here if I do. Aside from that, fire away and let's see what we can see!

Oh, and an important note. No problems with people posting erotic fanfics or slash fics, provided the mods are okay with it, but if you do then please post a warning in the comment or spoiler box. There are under-18s on this site, you know.

[HEADING=1]MASSIVE EDIT!!!!! IMPORTANT!!!!![/HEADING]

Any comments regarding My Immortal, specifically posting stories in it's style as a joke, or posting that 'story' here, will result in me going straight to the mods. Not because I don't want any mention of it, but because I don't want this thread flooded with people trying to be funny by posting crap stories and comparing them to the emo-angst abomination. If you're going to post any fanfics here, post a proper one. Not stupid idiotic stuff. I don't bother with the report button in cases like this, I go straight to the top. Just so's you know.

 

[Trivun]

Huh, no-one here is into fanfics? Seriously? I'm surprised, I thought there'd be plenty more people on this site who enjoyed reading or writing fanfiction. I guess I was wrong...

 

[S.R.S.]

You can blame My Immortal for scaring eveyone off fanfic.

I did one for Fallout 3 a while back, just need some better ideas. Here's what I've been looking at the past couple days; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5381535/6/Vigilante_Criminality_Drown_in_the_Waters_of_Life

 

[1080bitgamer]

I've been writing for some time on fanfiction.net but rarely find others that share a similiar interest. Weird, considering how many people populate that site that I've yet to run into any.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Fanfics, huh? I don't write it, but sometimes i read it. As a Bleach fan and as a fan of Ulquiorra i can't deny the so-called "Ulquihime" has caught my attention. Not a pairing i have much faith in though since Ulquiorra is kinda dead and stuff...

 

[Unesh52]

You can blame My Immortal for scaring eveyone off fanfic.

I did one for Fallout 3 a while back, just need some better ideas. Here's what I've been looking at the past couple days; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5381535/6/Vigilante_Criminality_Drown_in_the_Waters_of_Life

That sounds like an interesting story, do tell (or link?). I get the impression that this is not the right place for fan fiction though -- maybe it's just because of the impression I got from it during my brief sojourn through fanficition.net.

I actually wrote a few about Avatar: The Last Airbender, mostly very violent and/or perverse, and honestly I have no desire to look back on them, that time in my life... which should give you an idea of why I think this is not the best place for that sort of thing.

 

[Blueruler182]

I had to do New Years resolutions for a fictional character in writing class, and I chose Deadpool.

Spoiler: Behold the awesome!

1) Eat more chimichangas.

2) Kill more clowns with inflatable hammer.

3) Get less of a spider-man rip-off costume.

4) Make that damn superhero porn website with the Invisible Woman. Visible of course.

5) Get more explosives.

6) Chimichanga's fun to say. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga.

7) Kill Brittney Spears.

8) Have deep political talk with voices in my head about Norman Osborn's reign and question them why Marvel called it "Dark."

9) Try not to kill as many orphans.

10) Score with Dr. Betty.

That's the closest I've come to fanfiction in years.

 

[AceAngel]

I read the weird stuff...like Leia being a slave, and being forced to have sex with Optimus Prime who in turn is being anally abused by R2-D2 in an arena.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

I've written a few, but it's been a long time since I wrote anything really good.

(Plus, it's only technically fanfiction because it involves characters that aren't mine, but belong to a friend through a role-play community.)

 

[Steppin Razor]

Huh, no-one here is into fanfics? Seriously? I'm surprised, I thought there'd be plenty more people on this site who enjoyed reading or writing fanfiction. I guess I was wrong...

To be fair, the majority of time that fanfiction gets mentioned My Immortal gets dragged out for another terrible rant that goes along the lines of, "Fanfiction? My Immortal *poorly worded rant* My Immortal *poorly worded rant* My Immortal".
Maybe we could put together a FanFic group on here? Might be a good idea to pull all the readers and writers of fanfiction together.

Have to see if there's any interest in it first though. No point me setting it up and having nobody join.

Fanfics, huh? I don't write it, but sometimes i read it. As a Bleach fan and as a fan of Ulquiorra i can't deny the so-called "Ulquihime" has caught my attention. Not a pairing i have much faith in though since Ulquiorra is kinda dead and stuff...

With the way Bleach is going I wouldn't be surprised if he came back from the dead.

I've been writing for some time on fanfiction.net but rarely find others that share a similiar interest. Weird, considering how many people populate that site that I've yet to run into any.

Out of interest, what would those interests be?

 

[Trivun]

Huh, no-one here is into fanfics? Seriously? I'm surprised, I thought there'd be plenty more people on this site who enjoyed reading or writing fanfiction. I guess I was wrong...

To be fair, the majority of time that fanfiction gets mentioned My Immortal gets dragged out for another terrible rant that goes along the lines of, "Fanfiction? My Immortal *poorly worded rant* My Immortal *poorly worded rant* My Immortal".
Maybe we could put together a FanFic group on here? Might be a good idea to pull all the readers and writers of fanfiction together.

Have to see if there's any interest in it first though. No point me setting it up and having nobody join.

Fanfics, huh? I don't write it, but sometimes i read it. As a Bleach fan and as a fan of Ulquiorra i can't deny the so-called "Ulquihime" has caught my attention. Not a pairing i have much faith in though since Ulquiorra is kinda dead and stuff...

With the way Bleach is going I wouldn't be surprised if he came back from the dead.

I've been writing for some time on fanfiction.net but rarely find others that share a similiar interest. Weird, considering how many people populate that site that I've yet to run into any.

Out of interest, what would those interests be?

Hmmmm, you make a good point about My Immortal. I'll edit the OP accordingly.

 

[Shirokurou]

I write Claymore yuri (a rare thing) and a joke Dissidia: FF fic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187847/Sieg_sama

 

[Steppin Razor]

I write Claymore yuri (a rare thing) and a joke Dissidia: FF fic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187847/Sieg_sama

Holy crap, you wrote Theater of the Sun and Moon? I remember reading that some time last year.

And Claymore yuri is rare? The hell? It's almost entirely girls in that series.

 

[Trivun]

I write Claymore yuri (a rare thing) and a joke Dissidia: FF fic.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1187847/Sieg_sama

Holy crap, you wrote Theater of the Sun and Moon? I remember reading that some time last year.

And Claymore yuri is rare? The hell? It's almost entirely girls in that series.

Hmmmm, from what I understand about a lot of slash fiction, male-male pairings are the most common usually, but please correct me if I'm wrong there. Anyway, if there are only two (or even one, in the more odd fanfics) males in an entire series or media, you can bet there is going to be a lot of slashfic about those two males. Regardless of how many female characters there are. If that isn't a rule of the internet, it soon will be (unless it comes under rule 34, which it probably does...).

 

[Steppin Razor]

Hmmmm, from what I understand about a lot of slash fiction, male-male pairings are the most common usually, but please correct me if I'm wrong there. Anyway, if there are only two (or even one, in the more odd fanfics) males in an entire series or media, you can bet there is going to be a lot of slashfic about those two males. Regardless of how many female characters there are. If that isn't a rule of the internet, it soon will be (unless it comes under rule 34, which it probably does...).

Slash fiction generally favours yaoi, but it really does depend on the series in question. Lucky Star has a few stories with OCs added to make straight pairings, but the majority is yuri. Card Captor Sakura has a number of yaoi, a few yuri, but is mostly straight with the series' intended pairing. Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha has well and truly fallen behind the yuri banner, although there are a couple of straight fics written up for it and I think I've seen one or two yaoi fics.

So for Claymore, it is rather odd that yuri is rare. From what I've read of the manga, it is practically all girls. There are a couple of guys, but only one is really important enough to show up for a decent amount of time. Besides, the girls are together for a long period of time. Out in the wilderness. All alone. They only each other to depend on.
It is the perfect bloody setting for a yuri story.

 

[Shirokurou]

Hmmmm, from what I understand about a lot of slash fiction, male-male pairings are the most common usually, but please correct me if I'm wrong there. Anyway, if there are only two (or even one, in the more odd fanfics) males in an entire series or media, you can bet there is going to be a lot of slashfic about those two males. Regardless of how many female characters there are. If that isn't a rule of the internet, it soon will be (unless it comes under rule 34, which it probably does...).

Slash fiction generally favours yaoi, but it really does depend on the series in question. Lucky Star has a few stories with OCs added to make straight pairings, but the majority is yuri. Card Captor Sakura has a number of yaoi, a few yuri, but is mostly straight with the series' intended pairing. Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha has well and truly fallen behind the yuri banner, although there are a couple of straight fics written up for it and I think I've seen one or two yaoi fics.

So for Claymore, it is rather odd that yuri is rare. From what I've read of the manga, it is practically all girls. There are a couple of guys, but only one is really important enough to show up for a decent amount of time. Besides, the girls are together for a long period of time. Out in the wilderness. All alone. They only each other to depend on.
It is the perfect bloody setting for a yuri story.

Yeah, rather there's very little GOOD yuri and there's Raki (the one male shota) who somehow gets into pairings with everybody, even though he's the scrappy of the show. Downright pisses me off. So many stories RakixYour favorite character and some yuri side-pairings.

I'm a yuri purist and a GalateaxMiria shipper...

And yeah I wrote Theater of the Sun and Moon. But since then it's frozen... Maybe I'll update it sometime this year.

 

[RebelRising]

This is the best Left 4 Dead story ever!



Everything was good. But then zombies come! The zombies and militarys and police first fought but there were too many zombies. The zombies were keep comings and biting people and people became zomiibies! It was scary, but everyone escaped! But there were peple who did not escapid! Those people were not left 4 dead but left 2 die?.4ever!

Bob was a sandwich man that did karate and who was a soljur and killed Nazis so he could kill zombies easy. But he hads no guns! So he wuz running on street and zombies vampires were chasing him.

"Dam fukers I has no guns!" he said. But he went to gun shop and got a shotguns and uzis and a rocket launchers. But wen he wents outside he saw over 1000 zombies.! The zmboeis were hungry and wanted to eats his brains! "NO! YOU get no brains! HEADS Go GO EXPLODE! BYE!" And he shot them in the heads with his shotguns and riped there heads of with his karate kicks! But when he killed all of thems, he saw more were coming, and he had no ammo left.
"!" yelled Bob. "NOMOREGUNSBULLETS!" So he threw the gunz and they eksploded because guns have gunpowder in them and they killed a hundred more zombies.

But then a chopper came in the sky. The man in the chopper said "We needs you Bob! You are the last hope for the humans!"

Bob ran after the chopper to the city, but a tank came chase him. "Dam! I need a car!" So he went to a police car wich was on the road. But police car had no gas! "DAM! I need gas!" But there was no gas and the zombies were keep coming.

"I need plan, but cant think fast! I need pilz!" And Bob ate the pilzl and it made his IQ go to 9999! SO he thourhgt supa fast and pored a bunch of molotovs which were made of super fuel in the gas tank.

"DAMN! THIS Car goes faster than sound!" and he rode on the road and the street went to fire because the wheels were so hot. The zombies al l went on fire and died, but they couldn't die because they were already dead so they kept coming.

"DAMN! The zombiesz aaare ssttil cuming!" said Bob. "Im goin to bust a caps in sum biches!" And Bob did a sideflip out of the car and the car crashed and it smashed a bunch tanks and hunters and boomers and wiches and zombies vampires.

But the zombies kept coming.

But Bob got a scar from the police car so he went and attaked the zmboies to get to the choppa! But it wuz taking too long to killz the zombies! So the only thing he could do was get the shots that made him go faster because there was a super chemical called Ajrenalin that makes you go super fast like the Matrix. So Bob used his Karate skills kick the cars and make them hit the zombies. But the zombies were still could do only one thing. HE HAD TO GET to the Helicopter. So he ran but he saw a woman getting hurt by zombies so he took his knife and threw it and it stabed through 5 zombies and killed them.

"Oh my God you saved me !" said the woman.

"We have to get out of city or we die woman. Here's a guns."

But the zombies kept coming. So they had to runs away but the zombies were faster and they had no car to ride. But they ran and there was a wall and zombies were coming so they were about to dies wen Bob got the pillz.

"HOLD ON! My pils will SAVE Us! They give me ideas!" And Bob ate the pilz. "WE need to get to da CHOPPA!" So Bob ran and picked up the girl threw her up into the sky.

"Shoot bomb down so I jump and go super high!"

The woman said "KK!" and she threw grenade and it exploded and Bob and woman went super high and landed in the chopper. The guy in the chopper had dark glasses on and a suit and he said.

"Greetings. I see you have made it. But this is not right. You are not left 4 dead. You are left 2 die 4 ever! SO YOU CANNOT LIVe!"

To be continued?.

I see what you did there...somebody needs to make a video of this, pronto!

 

[DuplicateValue]

Hate to ask, but I've never really paid much attention to fanfics - what is My Immortal?

 

[Penguinness]

Can't say I've ever been into fanfics, infact I've only read one which was DOOM: Repercussions of Evil - which was pretty good. I imagine people enjoy writing them rather than reading other people's, yes?

I did have to write a story based on the Create Your Own Adventure books, which was interesting and inspired by several things, I couldn't imagine basing my story off of an existing one. I had to gather feedback for it and posted on several short story sites.. but no luck.

 

[The Tommunist]

Wait...whats 'My Immortal'..Someone explain.