I've only done half a Christmas so far (Ha! Take that kids with parents who are still together! Divorced parents FTW!) but I've gotten some alright swag so far. Part of the problem though is that now that I'm an adult, if I wanted it I would buy it and if I couldn't afford to buy it yet, I'm not getting that as a present
On to the list!
Assassins Creed Unity: Got absolutely destroyed for all the bugs and whatnot but I am under the assumption that that shit has been fixed by now...right? Probably? Either way, I like the AC games but not enough to ever pay full price (even in gift form).
Dark Souls II: I don't know why I keep asking for these games as I keep not playing them. I guess I'm hopeful that with the Xbox One, the technical issues I kept running into with Demon/Dark Souls on the PS3/360 will be no more. It's a series I think I could get into but the huge framerate drops in some areas made combat impossible and the game is hard enough as it is. I don't know if it's a macho "I'm still a hardcore gamer guyz!" thing or what but I'll give this series one more chance to impress me.
An ice cream scoop: This might sound benign but it is anything but. This is literally the greatest ice cream scoop in the world. The scoop part has some kind of metallic stuff in it that causes it to heat up when it comes in contact with cold. Your ice cream can be rock hard and this mofo will cut through it like...well...a hot scoop through ice cream.
Vikings T-Shirt: SKOL VIKINGS! It's an Dry-Tech Vikings shirt (similar to Under Armor workout gear) so I can show my Vikings pride AND go to the gym without feeling all gross (at least until I see myself in the mirror! ZING!....oh....I made myself sad).
Miscellaneous cash and candy because you're never too old for candy.
Mother has done well. Father's Christmas will be happening tomorrow. Which parent will win tippy2k2's love this year!?! Stay tuned to find out...
EDIT: Per the request of others, here is that awesome ice cream scoop
https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=ice-cream-scoop