The escapist language

[TheVioletBandit]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

I will make it so. The marklars must know they marklar their marklars.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

73: Moon.

Meingersci.

Mein as in Mine.

Ger as in Gar(rus).

Sci as in Sky.

EDIT: While looking at a pair of ooglies I noticed that there was a eclipse involving the Sun and Meingersci. It was shlyndenflein!

Good word. If you want you could think about how to say "full moon" or how to describe the other phases of the moon.

What do you think about using the guiding vowel "ai" to make the "I" sound and so spell "meingersci" "maingerscai"?

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Horn: barroo.

Bah, like where Australians get drinks, and a long oo, like roo, or shoo. Sounds like a horn.

I like it. It's fun to say. If barroo means horn we could create a root word like "fan" that means animal, and so a "fanroo" or a "barfan" could mean "horned animal".

 

[TheVioletBandit]

30. blood = aisu

A nice shorter word, you can decide how "Ai" is produced.

If I'm allowed to suggest a second, I think 15. small = maya

You can make up as many words as you like, the more the better.

 

[yeti585]

Spoiler: List in alphabetical order

all
ash(es)
awesome: shlyndenflein
bark
belly
big
bird
bite
black
blood
bone
breasts: oogles
burn
claw
cloud
cold
come
die
dog
drink
dry
ear
earth
eat
egg
eye
feather
fire
fish
flesh
fly
foot
full
give
good
grease
green
hair: pele
hand
head
hear
heart
horn
hot
I: tyv
kill
knee
know
leaf
lie
liver
long
louse
man
many
marklar
moon
mountain
mouth
name
neck
new
night
nose
not
one
path
person
rain
red
root
round
sand
say
see
seed
sit
skin
sleep: fniueschnadre
small
smoke
stand
star
stone
sun
swim
tail
that
this
tongue
tooth
tree
two
walk
water
we
what?
white
who?
woman
yellow
You

because it's easy to read.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. It means "you". Flank is like 'wank' from 'wanking' (it's the first thing that came up, well second thing [ badum tish], shut up.). "e" is like the "el" sound in sample, but without the "l". Flugel as in the drink. Spiel is like the german. The "i" in pampi is like "ee". The rest should be self explainatory.

 

[him over there]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

You know it's funny, I was recently listening to the commentary track for starvin marvin and when Trey and Matt talk about Marklar they're like " well english is overdone. If you just use like some of the words you can get your point across.

OT: I really think that some of the words we're trying to change don't need to be changed. Things like "the" or "you" having a new word would just complicate things. I think it would be better to have some choice phrases and only slang for specific words that get thrown around a lot like "Games are art" and maybe something for whenever we get hot button topics. Now I'm sad because the Escapist doesn't have custom emoticons.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Who? = Clah?
ah makes an ah sound like someone exclaims AHA! during some kind of eureka moment the first A sound, rather than the second which is more like the a in apple

If you want you could think of variations of "clah" for the other Wh. question words. For example "clav" could be "what".

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Waste of time will be Call of Duty Elite
I mean new will be "fopolopolos" old will be "antifopolopolos" and derail will be daystar.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

You know it's funny, I was recently listening to the commentary track for starvin marvin and when Trey and Matt talk about Marklar they're like " well english is overdone. If you just use like some of the words you can get your point across.

OT: I really think that some of the words we're trying to change don't need to be changed. Things like "the" or "you" having a new word would just complicate things. I think it would be better to have some choice phrases and only slang for specific words that get thrown around a lot like "Games are art" and maybe something for whenever we get hot button topics. Now I'm sad because the Escapist doesn't have custom emoticons.

That's not a bad idea. If you want you can make a list of choice phrases and words we could create slang for and I will add it to the list. Then you could have the choice to use it like you described with English words in the sentences or use only the Escapist tongue without any english.

 

[him over there]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

You know it's funny, I was recently listening to the commentary track for starvin marvin and when Trey and Matt talk about Marklar they're like " well english is overdone. If you just use like some of the words you can get your point across.

OT: I really think that some of the words we're trying to change don't need to be changed. Things like "the" or "you" having a new word would just complicate things. I think it would be better to have some choice phrases and only slang for specific words that get thrown around a lot like "Games are art" and maybe something for whenever we get hot button topics. Now I'm sad because the Escapist doesn't have custom emoticons.

That's not a bad idea. If you want you can make a list of choice phrases and words we could create slang for and I will add it to the list. Then you could have the choice to use it like you described with English words in the sentences or use only the Escapist tongue without any english.

Thanks! I think it's best if we are talking slang we should stick to using pseudonyms instead of new words so that they have some sort of humour or wit to them. Maybe we should look to some of the featured content for inspiration since it is a pretty big part of the site.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. It means "you". Flank is like 'wank' from 'wanking' (it's the first thing that came up, well second thing [ badum tish], shut up.). "e" is like the "el" sound in sample, but without the "l". Flugel as in the drink. Spiel is like the german. The "i" in pampi is like "ee". The rest should be self explainatory.

Maybe "Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" is the longer formal or archaic variant of "you" while a shortened fla, pam, or something is used in ordinary conversation? I will go ahead and add "badum tish" to the list.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

You know it's funny, I was recently listening to the commentary track for starvin marvin and when Trey and Matt talk about Marklar they're like " well english is overdone. If you just use like some of the words you can get your point across.

OT: I really think that some of the words we're trying to change don't need to be changed. Things like "the" or "you" having a new word would just complicate things. I think it would be better to have some choice phrases and only slang for specific words that get thrown around a lot like "Games are art" and maybe something for whenever we get hot button topics. Now I'm sad because the Escapist doesn't have custom emoticons.

That's not a bad idea. If you want you can make a list of choice phrases and words we could create slang for and I will add it to the list. Then you could have the choice to use it like you described with English words in the sentences or use only the Escapist tongue without any english.

Thanks! I think it's best if we are talking slang we should stick to using pseudonyms instead of new words so that they have some sort of humour or wit to them. Maybe we should look to some of the featured content for inspiration since it is a pretty big part of the site.

I like where your going with this. We could use funny idioms as well.

 

[him over there]

I marklar that all the marklars, marklars and marklars be marklar and if you don't marklar then you're just a marklar who can marklar my marklar ^_^

You know it's funny, I was recently listening to the commentary track for starvin marvin and when Trey and Matt talk about Marklar they're like " well english is overdone. If you just use like some of the words you can get your point across.

OT: I really think that some of the words we're trying to change don't need to be changed. Things like "the" or "you" having a new word would just complicate things. I think it would be better to have some choice phrases and only slang for specific words that get thrown around a lot like "Games are art" and maybe something for whenever we get hot button topics. Now I'm sad because the Escapist doesn't have custom emoticons.

That's not a bad idea. If you want you can make a list of choice phrases and words we could create slang for and I will add it to the list. Then you could have the choice to use it like you described with English words in the sentences or use only the Escapist tongue without any english.

Thanks! I think it's best if we are talking slang we should stick to using pseudonyms instead of new words so that they have some sort of humour or wit to them. Maybe we should look to some of the featured content for inspiration since it is a pretty big part of the site.

I like where your going with this. We could use funny idioms as well.

I think some of the most important things to cover would be the stuff that turns up all the time yet never really goes anywhere. Like:

art = doodley-doo

ponies = something

piracy = something

still working on it.

 

[The Great Purtabo]

Just a question, but this will be extremely simplistic no? Because I'm not exactly sure how you would work in past/present/future tenses...

OT: Mine would be
Yarrvar = Pirate = Yar-var
Yarrvares = Pirates = Yar-verre
Yarrva = Piracy = Yar-va

This could be cool!

 

[DeltaEdge]

Glad someone established vowels. Anyways.
See- Von
Hear- Fon
Know- itel
Oh, and eliminate exclamation marks and question marks. add "u" as in lawsuit for an exclamation, and "che" for a question. Add these directly onto the end of a word. This way, at any point in a sentence you can make part of it a question, and part of it a statement without having to make the entire sentence into a question. Isn't that betterche, because I like itu. Maybe it isn't better, but I like that it eliminates those awkward sentences that must either be split in two or made entirely into a question to be grammatically correct.

 

[him over there]

Okay I've got some more slang.

Ponies = Rapidashes (because videogames)

Youtube = um...

Usergroups = uh...

This is harder than I thought.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Just a question, but this will be extremely simplistic no? Because I'm not exactly sure how you would work in past/present/future tenses...

OT: Mine would be
Yarrvar = Pirate = Yar-var
Yarrvares = Pirates = Yar-verre
Yarrva = Piracy = Yar-va

This could be cool!

These words sound good. From "Yarrverre" we could conclude that the suffix "-re" implies plurality. For example are word for "horn" is "barroo" so "horns" would be "barroore".

As far as tenses go, I say we make a rule that unless otherwise noted we are always in present tense. Then for future tense we add the suffix "-wa" to the verb or linking verb in a sentence, and for past tense we add the suffix "-we" in the same manner. So, as an example "The pirate sees." would be "yarrvar von, "the pirate will see." would be "yarrvar vonwa." and "The pirate has seen." would be "yarrvar vonwe." We can say that like in most Asian languages the articles "a/an/the" are implied, because we assume all words are singular unless otherwise noted. And words like "have/will/has/had" are all implied by the tense indicating suffixes.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

Glad someone established vowels. Anyways.
See- Von
Hear- Fon
Know- itel
Oh, and eliminate exclamation marks and question marks. add "u" as in lawsuit for an exclamation, and "che" for a question. Add these directly onto the end of a word. This way, at any point in a sentence you can make part of it a question, and part of it a statement without having to make the entire sentence into a question. Isn't that betterche, because I like itu. Maybe it isn't better, but I like that it eliminates those awkward sentences that must either be split in two or made entirely into a question to be grammatically correct.

I like your words and I will add your ideas about the question indicating suffix "-che" and the emphases partial "u" to the grammar.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. It means "you". Flank is like 'wank' from 'wanking' (it's the first thing that came up, well second thing [ badum tish], shut up.). "e" is like the "el" sound in sample, but without the "l". Flugel as in the drink. Spiel is like the german. The "i" in pampi is like "ee". The rest should be self explainatory.

Maybe "Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" is the longer formal or archaic variant of "you" while a shortened fla, pam, or something is used in ordinary conversation? I will go ahead and add "badum tish" to the list.

Hahaha, i like "pam" to be "you" then, but I sure as well will always use Flankenflugelspielsterbangstermongosterflangsterpampipampampapapalalalagagagafelesterwiezelvangerkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk whenever I can ! xD. Also, Badum Tish is the sound a drumroll makes after a bad joke. . So i didn't mean "shut up" to mean Badum Tish . But it's your language, so yeah...