The Escapist Motto?

[Reaperman Wompa]

This was moved here so I will fix it.

What motto do you think best encapsulates The Escapist in all it's glory?

Please don't put something idiotic, try to think of something that you would be proud to yell at strangers/minions.

I'll put forward: The Escapist: The official home of the anthropomorphic personification of Epic.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I suggest

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"Ut Tractare Scientia quod Ludicrum"
"Perform Knowledge of Games"
or
"Perform Knowledge and Game"​

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Escapist Magazine:
With 7 kinds of Insanity!

 

[Lord Harrab]

I think i saw a banner going around that said something like, "GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!!!!" that'll work

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Escapist: All you need to know about what we think you need to know about gaming.

The Escapist: We're above the rest because we stomp down hard

The Escapist: If we had a gamerscore it would need scientific notation

The Escapist: Up to date, Up to speed and Up your tubes

The Escapist: We have The Ultra Joe

A few i thought up on the spot, give me time to come up with a clever one.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

The Escapist:The sophisticated Forum, for the Sophisticated Man

50's advertising FTW

 

[ThePoodonkis]

The Escapist: If we had a gamerscore it would need scientific notation

I like that one. It's fairly appropriate.

The Escapist: there's a bigger world beyond Yahtzee

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Escapist: If we had a gamerscore it would need scientific notation

I like that one. It's fairly appropriate.

The Escapist: there's a bigger world beyond Yahtzee

A bit hostile... And do we want the majority of Yahtzee fans swarming the forums?

 

[ThePoodonkis]

I don't know. I've never been to one of the ZP forums. Hold on, I'll go look.

No. No I do not.

 

[Xhumed]

The Escapist- We Pwn You

 

[000Ronald]

The Escapist

Because where else can Anarchists, Democrats, Republicans, Sith, capitalists and The Ultra Joe all agree upon their mutual hatred of The Logician? That's right; nowhere.

OR

We have cookies

OR

Setting the intellectual standard for the gaming forum

Apologies for the self-derogatory humor. It's my thing, if you haven't noticed.

 

[Hey Joe]

The Escapist We're a low-price refuge for high-price thinkers

The Escapist Fear the ban hammer. FEAR IT!

The Escapist Because shameless self-promotion has never been so grammatically correct

The Escapist Let's follow the white rabbit to the land of high discourse

The Escapist Sinking into the mire one day at a time

 

[Jobz]

The Escapist - Break free from the typical gaming forum.

The Escapist - The source for everything you never really needed to know about gaming.

The Escapist - Join Us, We Have Pie.

EDIT: Drat! As I was posting this someone made a post about having cookies, strikingly similar to my post about pie. Curse you Logician! Curse YOU!

 

[Ultrajoe]

The Escapist: We win awards

The Escapist: Videos, articles, comics and news. Its just like TV except with the awesome turned up.

The Escapist: Arrogance is only a sin if your inconsistent about it

The Escapist: A Banhammer and an Olive Branch... We assure you they are both weapons.

The Escapist: Our users pride themselves on being nothing like all the other forums they frequent.

The Escapist: We have badges.

 

[Copter400]

The Escapist: D&D Trolling. If you don't sign up, you'll never find out.

 

[Jobz]

The Escapist - Because the real world just doesn't cut it anymore.

 

[000Ronald]

The Escapist

Mercutio approved.

"A curse on both your houses; but not the house of The Escapist."

*Mercutio gives a thumbs-up*

OR

"We managed to get Mercutio to sell out. What chance do you have against us?

*Mercutio gives a thumbs-up*

 

[000Ronald]

The Escapist

Because where else can Anarchists, Democrats, Republicans, Sith, capitalists and The Ultra Joe all agree upon their mutual hatred of The Logician? That's right; nowhere.

Curse you Logician! Curse YOU!

You know what? When you have your revenge and we're all lined up in front of you, kneeling at your feet, swords of your cronies resting on our shoulder blades, and you finally stop apologising I'll jump to my feet and in the few seconds of life I have before being run through I will scream: "Finally! You STOPPED BLOODY APOLOGISI-AAAAARGH!!"

The Escapist: We're sick of hearing 'sorry'.

See? They fucking hate me!

 

[Xhumed]

The Escapist- We will add your technological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Prepare to be assimilated.

 

[Lord Krunk]

THE ESCAPIST: All Your Thread Are Belong to Us!