What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Escapist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Brovengers, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Injustice League, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in drive-by shitposting and I'm the top poster on the entire Escapist website. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the forum so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your account. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed posting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Escapist BBCode and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit posts all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.
[sub]This would've worked better if I were a mod, but I suppose the Brovengers are seen by some as having some sort of unseen power anyway, so I like to think it still works =P Also, just in case, this was meant as a joke. I have no power whatsoever to do anything to any of you. Just a little twist on an old meme is all, I wish no harm to any of you. Well, except this guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/].[/sub]
