The Escapist Presents: March Mayhem: Final Showdown Coverage

[Kistilan]

Sorry Folks; it appears all the angry fanboys from the losing developers have started a riot outside the EMM studio. We?re gonna have to cut this a little bit short.

I laughed raucously.

Developer Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Fanboys

March Mayhem: 2010 Predictions!

At last, Valve will reveal themselves to the Turbine. At last, Valve will have revenge... -- next year's prediction, the Fanblade Menace.

Your clone fan boys are very impressive. You must be very proud. -- an Army arises, Attack of the Valve.

Bioware and the Escapist don't trust me. Something's happening. I'm not the fanboy I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't. -- a moment of self-doubt before anhilation is imminent, Revenge of the Fan.

Help us RPG Biowar-e, you're our only hope! -- a plea, A New Vote.

That's not true... That's impossible! Nooooaarargght!!!! -- the revelation, The Flamers Strike Back.

You've failed, your highness. Bioware is the #1 Developer, like Turbine before them. -- the Chosen One brings balance to the Fan Boys, Return of the FPS RPG.

 

[Aptspire]

yeah, both my hopefuls were defeated, but still...Go Bioware !

 

[000Ronald]

Poor Russ...he always finds himself in the most unenviable of circumstances...

Apologies Abound

 

[josh797]

meh, this was dumb. try again. also why couldnt you get people to be in the video? had to use digital ? that was creepy and weird.

 

[Constable Narwhal]

Oh god the blizzard fanboys have arrived everyone hit the deck

 

[L4Y Duke]

I wouldn't exactly call that a 'riot', more a 'large group of people walking around a corner'.

For starters, nothing was on fire, there was no yelling, and there wasn't anyone fighting.

It'd have been better to use the Dead Rising opening, frankly.

 

[Psyco Slim]

that video pissed me off. they said nothing about the final showdown which kinda defeats the purpose.

 

[Nova Tendril]

...ha?

Yeah pretty much that.

 

[Valiance]

I was mislead. I heard it wrong and thought we were getting something special about Pony Jam halfway through... ^^

that video pissed me off. they said nothing about the final showdown which kinda defeats the purpose.

That too, I suppose.

im sorry but there is no way that turbine should be up there. they havent made any good games and called in their few fanboys that they had.

OH GOD HOW IS THIS POST IN THIS THREAD

 

[The_Prophet]

eh?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Gah! What is wrong with you guys!?
Fanboys are like /b/ and Fight Club. You do not talk about them

You'll have to suspend yourselves now. Go on. You know it's only fair. The king is not above the laws he decrees, or whatever.

 

[Sir Ollie]

Hey you stole my idea! not happy now with you

 

[jebussaves88]

That was rather...pointless.

And besides, why is it that when everyone decides to vote for Bioware, it's automatically because Turbine beat the others? Could it be that people who like games by Valve would also happen to prefer Mass Effect to Lord of the Rings Online? I think it could be.

 

[Skeleon]

Meh, I was rooting for Relic. :-(

 

[Dectilon]

...please never do that again. Try to be funny that is.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

that video pissed me off. they said nothing about the final showdown which kinda defeats the purpose.

I have to agree, I have the sneaking suspicion this was made way in advance...

 

[starlyrulez]

half life 2 ep 2 like that part were mossman is spotted by the combine thats what the ending was like

 

[Wollz]

DAMM YOU FANBOYS!!! why cant we all just get along

 

[tarnoch]

Go Turbine!!

 

[Epic_Rocker]

...how did Turbine even make it this far?