The Escapist Presents: Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

[The Austin]

I NEED a job working for you guys. Seriously. I'll clean the toilets if you want me too.

How about refrigerators?

As long as I get to hang out with you guys, I'll clean anything.
[small]As long as it's legal. I don't want to have to clean up the blood after every nerf battle you guys have.[/small]

What about the blood of our mortal enemies?

Well, that's completely acceptable. No one likes those guys anyway.

 

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[Ne1butme]

This is just another reason why Carrie Keymel should have a greater presence on the escapist's videos. She's a delight whenever she appears.

 

[Karlaxx]

Watching this video makes me want to seriously upgrade my Nerf arsenal. At the moment, I have only one measly Maverick.

Same... I think this will galvanize an actual arms race.

Also sometime in my life I will try my damndest to recreate this in whatever future workplace I may inhabit.
Actually, my school might be a more likely candidate.

.... Muahahahahaha.

 

[Starnerf]

Why don't Nerf wars ever have the older, better guns? I want to see some Sharpshooters and Splitfires!

And I need to remember to take a picture of my own Nerf armory when I get a chance. It would destroy you all.

 

[tamerman]

gog dangit. you should have invited me! i could have brought my awsome tommy 20 nerf gun and provided covering fire!!!

 

[TheButteryGoodness]

that was really awesome. I wish they had nerf guns in this country, would have been great growing up.

on a totally unrelated note: in the ad befor the video, I laughed when sir walken said "you should watch the season 2 premier on thursday. It's not like you have anything better to do.", and then I realised my birthday was on thursday, which made me sad face

 

[Giest4life]

I want a job at this office. Seriously.

Me too! Oh wait...

Now that's just low, man.

 

[Psychemaster]

Part of me wanted someone to backstab the guy who was celebrating at the end...

 

[De Ronneman]

I freaking called it! I responded to the tour around the office vid with a request for a 2nd Nerf War, and I loved it!

Seriously, don't you guys have any open positions? =P

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

You people are NUTS!!!

I love you all =D

-M

 

[sailor_960]

There's such thing as a Nerd battle axe. That's awesome.

 

[Impluse_101]

......*Wants to be in the war with all the Escapians* ;.;

 

[Teh_Doomage]

For such awesomeness, You guys don't have any internships available do you? I don't mind getting the coffee...or making the coffee......or cleaning....I'll even do it in the french maid outfit!

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

It's depressing to know I'll never have a job that enjoyable.

 

[Captain12345]

I would absolutely freaking love to work there.

No, no you would not. [http://www.cracked.com/article_18654_6-ways-your-office-literally-killing-you.html]

Actually, I'd definately take the risks....'sides, wouldn't "Shot in the face by a hail of darts" supercede all 6 of those? (And definately replace the boredom and sitting ones).

Bonus points for using a Cracked article, though haha.

 

[Tharwen]

Why didn't Kuliani have a banhammer? Someone get him a massive hammer now!

 

[Peace Frog]

Nerf Wars 2: Gears of Nerf

Witness the carnage that is Nerf Wars 2!

Watch Video

Nerddome! Two nerds enter one nerd leaves! Followed by the second nerdleaving after being declared the winner.

I hate you all. Get proper jobs dammit.

Yes, I'm jealous too.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

More offices need to have a Nerf fight every now and again.

 

[Ophiuchus]

I'm not even gonna say I want a job there. I'd pay you to let me sit around in the office and be your odd-job guy if it means taking part in amazing things like this every so often.