The Escapist Rap Battle!

[Dangit2019]

Participate, even if you don't know anything about rapping (I sure as hell don't)!

Rules are, you write 2 4-line verses, any rhyme scheme will do, any content that isn't 4chan levels of horrifying is welcome, and the subject is anything. If something actually gets heated somehow, don't get personal with anyone. I don't want the mods to be plowing through here.

-ahem-

What's up, my Escapists!
How're you feeling today?
I'm busy and I'm partying,
makin' it look like it's child's play,

If you need any help,
because you're think you're too white,
you can cheat on RhymeZone
but don't let your rapping be trite.

See? Absolutely horrible! But who cares? It's fun!

GO!

 

[username sucks]

I see this thread,
In the forum games section!
it looked like it was dying,
so I brought it in a new direction!

I only say its new
Cause its different than dead.
anything is better
than another dead thread!

 

[username sucks]

Well if it ain't tizzy
whats up my homie
remember how I killed you
in the hill game, kitty?

Three times, I think
first I gave you catnip
then I poisoned your fish
then I kicked you, right in the lip.

Man, that was funny
but we're cool, right?
I just want to have
a rap battle tonight!