Something occured to me several minutes ago:
Spoilers are fun.
They reveal plot twists, soil your chances of enjoying a story, and make you want to gouge out someone's eyes...Okay, maybe they're not fun.
But there sure are a lot of them-- one for every story, in fact. Sometimes, it'd be nice to be able to ruin the plot of a panned game or movie, if only to remove every motivation to play/watch it (likewise, you can get the best out of something you have no intention of ever touching).
So this thread is devoted to compiling a list of spoiled plots-- perhaps the internet's largest. If I need to tell you that a good number of plots will be spoiled if you read this, you probably aren't able to read this. All the same, please put all spoilers inside clearly denoted spoiler tags.
TL;DR: Spoilers. Write them.
Let's begin:
Spoilers are fun.
They reveal plot twists, soil your chances of enjoying a story, and make you want to gouge out someone's eyes...Okay, maybe they're not fun.
But there sure are a lot of them-- one for every story, in fact. Sometimes, it'd be nice to be able to ruin the plot of a panned game or movie, if only to remove every motivation to play/watch it (likewise, you can get the best out of something you have no intention of ever touching).
So this thread is devoted to compiling a list of spoiled plots-- perhaps the internet's largest. If I need to tell you that a good number of plots will be spoiled if you read this, you probably aren't able to read this. All the same, please put all spoilers inside clearly denoted spoiler tags.
TL;DR: Spoilers. Write them.
Let's begin:
You're Darth Revan.
You're Andrew Ryan's test tube baby.
IT WAS HIS SLED.