The Escapizzle [Monster Rap]

[Tekkawarrior]

Not a fan of rap myself, but I cannot deny that I love making rap-like rhymes to something useless, usually me and @Psykodragon sit there and play this for an hour like retards, so I was thinking, why not join the fun

Here are the rules (usually not many, but seeing that this could get out of hand):
1) No racial slurs (insulting someone is alright, just make it a funny one)
2) Rhymes can get repeated but try to avoid a word if it already appeared on the same page.
3) Posting a comment is alright, but don't turn this into an all out discussion
4) UPDATE: Removing this rule of single sentence, you can make it as big as 5-6 lines if you like.

Let the Rappizle begin! [I will rap this on youtube if I get good results, for a laugh ofcourse]


I was out last night, and got in a fight

 

[Fury Is Me.]

With all my homeys from the hood, we were kickin em good.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Spoiler: OOC

is there a theme?

 

[Dr.Susse]

oh gee, keep the OOC away from me, It hurts to see. Peace!

 

[SextusMaximus]

I'm guessing that's a no, what a cool story, bro

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yes it was, it made me cry some tears. Now c'mon boys, lets go pick on some queers.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Yoyoyo, yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo, yoyoyo, yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo, no.

 

[Tekkawarrior]

why you acting like a fuckin ho?, you need to be cool, as cool as snow!

Spoiler: Theme question

Games, people, news anything and everything random! just rap about what ever comes to your mind

 

[SextusMaximus]

These raps are bloody embarassing, **tries to get that rhymes with embarassing**

 

[Tekkawarrior]

These raps are bloody embarassing, **tries to get that rhymes with embarassing**

sexfus maximus makes no sense, I wouldn't buy his rhymes for a single pence

Spoiler: OOC

CUMMON PEOPLE, BRING THE THUNDEROUS RHYMES!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Tekkawarrior's tryingg to rhyme, but he can't bring it, nuh uh, it's a crime!

 

[Fraught]

Yo, a verbal journal of my pooping will commence,
where I'll describe how that event was, for me, very tense.

I will fluctuate between gross and disturbing,
until someone gets me a fuckin' Furby.

[sub][sub][sub]Seriously, what was that? I mean, what? You guys are turning me insane...[/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Rawker]

A Furby? Dog that shit was lame
You're ryhming's so bad I just lost the game

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You may have lost the game but I won the war,
Fraught's girl is freaking out, what a stupid whore!

 

[Rainboq]

For a whore, she ain't a bore,
'cause I banged her at the store!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

At a store?! What a whore.
Or course she'd screw you, a boar!

 

[Rawker]

your rhymes make me snore,
while mine is lore.
now go to 4chan and look gore. (is it okay to change the scheme? I'm running out of -ore words.)

 

[Tekkawarrior]

changing the rhyming word is a master art,
if you cant do it, sit back and smell my fart

I thought this thread was dead a while back
the next poster gets some used socks from tekka's shack.

 

[Fraught]

Yo, you dude is so very gross,
talking about farts, man, I'm at a loss.

Of words, of course, what else did you think?
Your mind is weird, maybe because you wear pink.

Spoiler

I almost forgot this thread, and I was delightfully surprised of the responses my little...contribution garnered.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Hey man don't diss the pink,whats that smell all up in here?
It may be you ya really reek,
All of your rhymes are terribly weak,
When I finish with you,yo you'll need a shrink!
Word.