The Evil Scheme game

[R3DINK]

buy 7 bananas that have special...

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

variations of AIDS,which will...

 

[Neonbob]

mutate creatures into multi-headed, spike-covered versions of their former selves, and then go off to...

 

[Bertruam]

Canada and gather plenty of maple syrup for...

 

[terribleyetfun]

your army of giant...

 

[EndlessMayhem]

...honey badgers, who will be able to...

 

[R3DINK]

fart nuclear weapons that will then turn into...

 

[doesthislookinfected]

Jellybeans. No one will suspect them! You will then use the nuclear jellybeans to...

 

[R3DINK]

make everyone vomit due to the licorice flavor. But before the jellybeans become to powerful you will need to...

 

[Spirultima]

Breed a horde of flying cute mutant bunnies to destroy...

 

[Flux07]

Everyones coffee supply, which in turn...

 

[Spirultima]

Everyones coffee supply, which in turn...

Make everyone fall asleep at the same time, which leaves everyone open to...

 

[DChesebro1]

Destroy Neptune.

 

[Nemo from Utopia]

Which will create a black hole eventually destroying everything in our universe so you need to make sure you first...

 

[TheDoctor455]

... build a machine that enables you to travel to another dimension, and make sure that it only has room for enough people that can actually afford your ridiculously high ransom/rescue fee. Then, once in the new universe, you...

 

[Neonbob]

can kidnap the luminescent elves that live there, and force them to live in glass bottles, where they wait to be ground up into powder that will be used...

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

to create the legendary Aphrodite's Exploding Diamonds that will blow up from looking at them for more than 5 minutes. Then...

 

[TheDoctor455]

you give up on this dimension that was clearly the inspiration for several MMMOs, and travel to a new one. Hopefully this new dimension will...

 

[TheDoctor455]

... contain someone that will keep a thread going after I post in it.

 

[Spirultima]

... contain someone that will keep a thread going after I post in it.

And when everyone is looking away from this thread, we can...