The Exceptions Game! (Or: I Usually Do/Don't [X], Except...)

[Twintix]

Simple title, simple game! You have to make a statement about something you like/dislike/do/don't do/whatever, and then follow up with an exception.

Like so:

I usually drink orphan tears for my meals. Except for when I'm eating burgers. Then I drink an orphan milkshake.

(NOTE: Please do not eat actual orphans. You could get sick.)

Ready? I'll start:

I usually don't dislike children. Except for one hour every Friday, when I train the kids in my taekwondo club. Then I do.

 

[Barbas]

I don't usually play as a rogue, but when I do, I ruin the lives of all the companion characters I meet with my bastardry.

 

[PinkiePyro]

I don't usually pickpocket people but when I do, I give them money
( I actually do this in skyrim)

 

[Barbas]

I don't usually put buckets on people's heads in Skyrim, but when I do, I give them an arrow horn.

 

[Twintix]

I don't always call other people hippies, but when I do it's because they're dancing on my front door barefooted.

You know you like my company! D<

I don't usually express my anger, but when I do, I'm passive aggressive.

 

[Rabbitboy]

I usually don't lie. Except when I screwed something up.

 

[Barbas]

I'm not one to use flamethrowers, unless I equip every man and tank with them and melt the world to misshapen parody.