"Hey, what if Rambo teamed up with John McClane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and the Terminator to fight Hitler!"
Face it, that thought has gone through your head at least once in your life. It sounds like a 8 year-old's wet dream or a horribly written fanfic you might actually consider reading past the first page. And thanks to Sylvester Stallone, it's being made into a full-on film. Except that Hitler has been replaced with a generic Southern American dictator. Boo!
In an attempt to make up for this glaring error, it seems Stallone has invited Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, and a host of other hollywood hardmen to come along for the ride, officially making this the manliest, most testosterone feuled movie ever to be concieved.
This movie is going to put hair on your popcorn. You're going to come out of the cinema eating cars and punching babies. I... have nothing more to say.
IMDB link (because it still doesn't sound real):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
Face it, that thought has gone through your head at least once in your life. It sounds like a 8 year-old's wet dream or a horribly written fanfic you might actually consider reading past the first page. And thanks to Sylvester Stallone, it's being made into a full-on film. Except that Hitler has been replaced with a generic Southern American dictator. Boo!
In an attempt to make up for this glaring error, it seems Stallone has invited Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, and a host of other hollywood hardmen to come along for the ride, officially making this the manliest, most testosterone feuled movie ever to be concieved.
This movie is going to put hair on your popcorn. You're going to come out of the cinema eating cars and punching babies. I... have nothing more to say.
IMDB link (because it still doesn't sound real):
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
