The FAIL Game!
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you sneeze making everything break and the crazed old chinese man running it make you pay for everyting. FAIR!!!!!!
You try learning Engrish and...
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Your computer explodes from the awesomeness FAIL!!!
You walking down the street drinking a soda and...
You walking down the street drinking a soda and...
You take a swig from your Sierra Mist, right when a small orphan child asks you for a sip, you oblige and he drinks the entire bottle, frustrated, you search your pocket for change in order to buy a new soda. When you get to the store, you find that all the Sierra Mist is gone.
You smack your mouth and miss that sweet lemon lime refreshment even more, cursing the small orphan child who stole it. You ask the store clerk when the next shipment of Sierra Mist will be coming in. As you finish your question, the clerk laughs and informs you that Sierra Mist has been banned in your territory, it had something to do with a 12 year old and 19 dead hookers.
You disappointedly trudge back to your home in order to find out what to do next as you're struck with a stroke of genius! Simply order some of that Lemony Lime goodness from the internet! You check everywhere, and finally settle on an Amazon.com case of Sierra Mist. It cost $38 plus $20 shipping and took a month to come, you're so excited that you practically tear the box to shreds in order to find your soda... Only to find a note reading: "Haha sucker, you think I didn't realize that Sierra Mist was banned in your area due to the dead hooker incident?! All your lemon lime soda are belong to us!" You begin to weep a little as you search your apartment for a decent length of rope and a stool...
Moral of the story? Don't lend your soda to orphans or you'll commit suicide and be considered a FAILURE!
[small]Did I win the thread?[/small]
You smack your mouth and miss that sweet lemon lime refreshment even more, cursing the small orphan child who stole it. You ask the store clerk when the next shipment of Sierra Mist will be coming in. As you finish your question, the clerk laughs and informs you that Sierra Mist has been banned in your territory, it had something to do with a 12 year old and 19 dead hookers.
You disappointedly trudge back to your home in order to find out what to do next as you're struck with a stroke of genius! Simply order some of that Lemony Lime goodness from the internet! You check everywhere, and finally settle on an Amazon.com case of Sierra Mist. It cost $38 plus $20 shipping and took a month to come, you're so excited that you practically tear the box to shreds in order to find your soda... Only to find a note reading: "Haha sucker, you think I didn't realize that Sierra Mist was banned in your area due to the dead hooker incident?! All your lemon lime soda are belong to us!" You begin to weep a little as you search your apartment for a decent length of rope and a stool...
Moral of the story? Don't lend your soda to orphans or you'll commit suicide and be considered a FAILURE!
[small]Did I win the thread?[/small]
No, because you didn't start a new topic. Therefore, despite getting extra credit for the first half, you can't get any credit for the second.Eggsnham said:
65% for effort.
...when he realised she was a fish-monster. FAIL!
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