The FAIL Game!

[the Tadman]

Pittys you fool! FAIL

I gots them...

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

...to correct your grammar mercilessly. Syntax Fail!

Sackboy...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

punched you in the nuts. FAIL!

A bear cavalry...

 

[TehMan]

... kills you while skiing FAIL

when shaving your beard while skateboarding...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

you go off a cliff into the ocean. FAIL!

Whilst swimming...

 

[atv_chic_18]

you realized you didn't know how to swim FAIL!

While paintballing you...

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

suddenly realise you're wearing a fluorescent orange jacket instead of camouflage gear. WARDROBE FAIL!

1,000 elephants...

 

[chefassassin2]

Crapped in your pool. Fail!!

The soup you ate last night...

 

[atv_chic_18]

made you sick at your stomach. FAIL!!

While playing a video game you...

 

[TheDoctor455]

try to get to the next level, but my fucking PC crashes for hyperbuhmillionth time. FAIL!

You try to kill yourself...

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

...but end up tripping and inadvertently killing someone else. Murder fail!

The number seven...

 

[Amarok]

...ate number nine! FAIL!

You start to sing in the shower...

 

[the Tadman]

...and someone walks in and stabs you for you're horrible singing..."You're singing fails!"

You own a pet shop...

 

[Fattyromanscousin]

When you own man eating lions that get out and eat you. Fail

Your 2 minutes from shitting your self when...

 

[ravensshade]

you fall of the stairs on top of your boss and end up shitting on him. fail

you see you're girlfriend making out with someone when...

 

[the Tadman]

...you get robbed by a thug. FAIL

You believe...

 

[Zombie_Fish]

That the world will end in 2012. FAIL!

Zombies...

 

[TheDoctor455]

are repeatedly killed off by single shotgun blasts. FAIL!

I AM SYLAR...

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Of the 922-14485491584th time. UNDERSTATEMENT EPIC FAIL

The heavy used the sanvich

 

[homerunman]

on britney spears. fail (more like win)

the man went to commit a heinous crime...