The Fatality Thread 2.0: Finish Him

[Lost In The Void]

The premise of this game is simple. You are to murder the above player, in whatever way you can the one rule being that you must kill him/her with their avatar involved. How this happens is up to you. Let the violence begin.

 

[Baby Eater]

I pull the void inside out making it absorb itself.

FATALITY!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I put him in a high moisture environment causing him to rot and decay, forcing him to suffer a slow and painful erosion.

 

[Zirat]

Edit: Crap, too slow

Anyway, I proceed slowly dissasemble you square by square and smash them with a hammer

 

[Baby Eater]

I....what are you!?

 

[Neonbob]

Hmmm.
I believe I shall sneak in while you slumber, and coat you with a heat-activated high explosive. When you wake up the next morning, you'll feel a little cruddy, but nothing too out of the ordinary. So, when you go for your morning ritual of toasting your delicious bready self, your entire house will erupt into a large fireball of doom, burning you to a crisp.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Don't worry, I've got it!

Zirat, I turn on gravity, crushing your furniture beneath its weight.
[HEADING=1]FATALITY![/HEADING]
Bah, ninja'd

I put a bucket over you like a portable Chernoble.

 

[Roxas1359]

I throw you into a flock of pigeons and watch as they tear you limb from limb only to excrete you hours later.
Edit: Ninja'd again!
Okay for you I give you to a terrible 7 year old who will trow you around, chew on you, and break you piece by piece.

 

[Baby Eater]

I feed you to my dog Charles Manson.

 

[Roxas1359]

I over cook and burn you then slowly eat you as to satisfy my breakfast needs.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I lessen your calcium content which causes your bones to weaken then I kick you in the shin and you fall apart.

 

[Baby Eater]

I tell everyone that you are not a Rubix Cube.
Then proceed to beat you with a Rubix Cube.

 

[Roxas1359]

I use your hat in a magic show and stuff you inside it with a hunger dove that I intend to summon and have fly out of the hat after it finishes ingesting you.

 

[ae86gamer]

I throw you into a bin full of catnip, then throw you into a room full of feral cats. They rip you to shreds and feast on your organs.. and the catnip.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I dunk your robot cat into a bucket of water causing all your circuits to short. and then I cancel your show.

 

[Neonbob]

FUCKING NINJA!
Anyway!
I cast a magnet into the collection of dots, hoping that there is some magnetic force in them. Luckily, there is, and each dot is yanked out of its position, causing you to melt down into a puddle of chaos.

 

[Roxas1359]

I get the parents of the whales you nuked to attack you causing you to loathe them more!

 

[Mr Thin]

I point out that you're a skeleton, with no flesh, muscle or skin to speak of.

Logic promptly kicks in, and you fall over, dead.

 

[Neonbob]

I diligently wax the top of the piano/table thingy there, and the next day, during your normal skip off of it, you slip, and crack your head open against the edge of the table. Upon witnessing this, I unleash a pack of badgers, which home in on your bleeding body, and go on to consume you.

 

[Zirat]

I am not 100 percent on what to do with an explosion... so I guess I will have to save the whales to spite you and defeat your purpose, therefore rendering you moot and you fade away while I laugh