The FBI Interrogation Game

[Rushview]

So, you've been a bad boy. A very bad boy.

You've attempted some massively outrageous crime and have been caught in the act. The FBI have taken you to their District Headquaters and are grilling you for all you worth. You must explain how the evidence against you is not what it seems and that infact you are just an innocent, misunderstood, excentric bystander.

To get yourself out of trouble, you roll over on one of you buddies who happens to committing an even WORSE crime, so that the FBI let you out of custody.

To play you must simple explain the crimes of which you have been accused, and then tell them what your friend has done by saying "But my friend..."

Example..

But my friend is plannng to blow up the Sun with 500 epileptic Golden Retreivers that have been strapped to a rocket.

No, they were only have a dozen stuffed hotdogs that I strapped to an oversive firework so they'd cook.

But my friend is robbing a bank as I speak and is planning to replace all the money with counterfeit notes made from his own semen.

No, the money was just Monopoly money my friend owed me, and the plans for the bank we for a miniature model I'm making from matchsticks that are already on fire.

May I start..


But my friend has 12 Filipino boys working in his basement trying to make Nitroglycerin from 500 gallons of Orange Juice in some old bathtubs.

 

[ElephantGuts]

No, they're just sex slaves. And they're trying to make cheap lube.

But my friend is using a PSP to steal secrets from a nuclear weapons plant.

 

[FastFoot92]

No No Its a Russian Base

But my Friend Wants to nuke The WHALES!

 

[tbare]

No no, we're just clubbing baby seals.

But my friend has a huge collection of pirated DVDs that he bootlegs for cash.

 

[FastFoot92]

Thats wrong they r pirate dvds like Treaure island

But my friend is arming penguins with rakes 2 take over the world!

 

[Zombie_Fish]

What? That's just a photoshopped Linux logo.

But my friend deleted all the government files and replaced it all with the words "lol, funny stuff".

 

[FastFoot92]

Wat it was lol..... I mean Clinton did it!

Also my friend snitched on me

 

[MasterSqueak]

No, he just shouted what you were doing out loud and someone accidently overheard.

But my friend launched eggs at the white house! What? No, the white house across the road from his house, not the one in Washington DC.

 

[FastFoot92]

well tahnk you for taking away my lie ass cat

oh and my friend ressurrected hitler

 

[Anarchemitis]

Well, Universalism is the hope that all will be saved by Christ, so it is actually an inevitability come the Apocalypse. Ghengis Kahn, Alexander the Great, Dr. McNinja, everyone.

But an associate of mine I saw was buying wholesale C4.

 

[Azraellod]

oh, that. i just like watching explosions.

incidentally, did you know that the next poster runs a contract assassin business?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Oh that, that's a vicious rumour started by someone I'll give you a discount if you keep it quiet!

A worker saw you slave smuggling last week.

 

[ravensshade]

that was not slave smuggling it was a cheap polish labor exchange one of my co-workers wanted something built cheap.


i saw a friend of mine plan to kill the president

 

[FastFoot92]

Oh no don't worry it was Clinton

But a friend of mine built the grassy knoll

 

[S53]

Me? Pirate movies? No.

But my friend hijacked a cargo ship bound to New York. Tell the big statue to watch out.

 

[FastFoot92]

No No i *blew up a cargo ship bound for New York*
*it was full of immigrants*

But my friend told me to take his gun

 

[teutonicman]

It was plastic and we were just playing cops and robbers and it was my turn as the cop.

But my friend is going to destroy the world's sanity with an army of telemarketers.

 

[FastFoot92]

Look at the hypno coin i am good

but my friend he's a republican

 

[jackanderson]

No I'm not. I'm not even an American! Actually, that's worse.

But my friend played Barbie Horse Adventures and liked it!

 

[Sporky111]

No, no, NO! I just like Barbie's skirt!

But my friend is buying black market organs to make his own Frankenstein monster. And he's giving it a shotgun!