The final Super Street Fighter IV character has been announced. And he's friggin weird.

[Mr_Paisley]

To the people who are angry that the character isn't some badass chuck norris / sephiroth / master chief lovechild:

Look at the roster of characters in the game. They're varied as all fuck. Complaining that the last announced character is "stupid, retarded, gay, idiotic, ect" is JUST as effective as it was in 6th grade. The char-roster has it's badasses, and it's more, open-minded / strangely flamboyant characters.

It's my favorite thing about the game, there are just SO many strange types of characters. You don't have just ONE yoshimitsu badass-yet-strange-and-maybe-drunk character, you have a spectrum to choose from.

 

[AWAR]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat

I've been referencing this page a alot recently

SIEG HEIL!

Spoiler

 

[historybuff]

Hahaha! His attack is Body Oil Break-dancing!

 

[Gindil]

Nothing beats a greased scottsman...

Just ask Groundskeeper Willie.

What's with the Hellboy-esque skin and affinity with little children?

Guys... Just to let you know, he's a Turkish Wrestler.

But seeing him against Groundskeeper Willie could go either way.

I swear, I'd buy a 360 and SFIV just to play as him and humiliate people online. If Dan hadn't come out first.

 

[SirusTheMadDJ]

....

Seriously.....What the..

Speechless. Utterly speechless d=S

 

[rpspartin]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat

I've been referencing this page a alot recently

i hate you.. i got stuck in a troupe loop.... i clicked on that link 5 hours ago only to just now get back to the escapist.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'll still likely to just main Juri.

but he's so funny looking...

 

[Flying-Emu]

Still not as trippy as seeing Dhalsim for the first time.

 

[Hollock]

He looks like a fucking blast to play with.

 

[DustyDrB]

Still not as trippy as seeing Dhalsim for the first time.

That's true. Something we take for granted now.

"Who's this slow, weakly looking cat think he is"
[gets punched from across the arena seven times in a row]

"I think I need to rethink my strategy"

 

[Normalgamer]

Ah yes, the noble art of yağlı güreş is such an underrepresented martial art in modern fighting games. It's good to see a game that finally pays homage to the manliest of sports.

I mean, uh... what?

Care to elaborate what exactly this martial arts accomplishes?

 

[Shockolate]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat

I've been referencing this page a alot recently

i hate you.. i got stuck in a troupe loop.... i clicked on that link 5 hours ago only to just now get back to the escapist.

JUST AS PLANNED *cackles*

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Ah yes, the noble art of yağlı güreş is such an underrepresented martial art in modern fighting games. It's good to see a game that finally pays homage to the manliest of sports.

I mean, uh... what?

Care to elaborate what exactly this martial arts accomplishes?

In reality, not much. I wasn't entirely serious posting that. <url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ya%C4%9Fl%C4%B1_g%C3%BCre%C5%9F>It's just Turkish oil wrestling.

 

[Jandau]

I belive that the reactions to Hakan clearly point out people without a sense of humor and/or those that take games a bit too seriously...

 

[Skops]

that was fucking hilarious!

 

[Fappy]

This character makes me feel uncomfortable

 

[Jeronus]

Greco Roman wrestling finally gets a character in a fighting game. I was a little creeped out when they showed the picture of him playing kids. I mean who lets their kid plays with a half naked man covered in oil.

 

[Jeronus]

Ah yes, the noble art of ya&#287;l&#305; güre&#351; is such an underrepresented martial art in modern fighting games. It's good to see a game that finally pays homage to the manliest of sports.

I mean, uh... what?

Care to elaborate what exactly this martial arts accomplishes?

Adaptability and quick reflexes come to mind. More importantly the ability to hide a boner under extreme conditions because covering yourself in oil and wrestling anyone while supressing a boner is the ultimate form of body control.