Ok, what we're going to do here, in this totally original and unthought of thread that is bound to get no-body angry, is Fix a problem(s).
So, say a few (Or just one, your choice. This is your computer, after all) things that annoy you, depress you, aggrivate you, all of the above or just some random shit that isn't perfect.
NOW, say how it can be fixed.
I really don't care how.
It can be serious, funk-ay (For the party goers), ridiculous or whatever. Perhaps even a little Hocus. But no pocus. I will NOT stand for that crap in my thread.
It's MINE god damn it! MINE!
Ok, now we've got that cleared up, I, as the original poster and thread creator (And internet frankenstein, when you think about it. Hey, you know it makes sense.) must now put in my thing that I will fix.
I will spoiler it because I'm so kind.
[HEADING=2]101 reasons to rage![/HEADING]
If you read the list, AWESOME! You got girl/guy/Amorphous Blob (I'm looking at you, Mr. Grey) balls for taking that up.
If you only read a few, hey. Dat's kewl. You're a bit of a slacker, but you can succeed in life.
And to those who read NONE... Well... Get the fuck out of this internet you pansyies. We don't want your kind here. .. .. Actually, stay, I need all the posts I can get in here. Sorry for swearing. It wasn't cool.
GET POSTING YOU LAZY TROLLS. (If you're not a troll, I apologise)
Side Note: If this thread doesn't get more than three responses, then I'm blaming Mr. Grey.
And Sassafrass.
Yeah, I'll take you both on. At the same time. BRING IT! I've got a time machine! (Well I work in one anyway.)
So, say a few (Or just one, your choice. This is your computer, after all) things that annoy you, depress you, aggrivate you, all of the above or just some random shit that isn't perfect.
NOW, say how it can be fixed.
I really don't care how.
It can be serious, funk-ay (For the party goers), ridiculous or whatever. Perhaps even a little Hocus. But no pocus. I will NOT stand for that crap in my thread.
It's MINE god damn it! MINE!
Ok, now we've got that cleared up, I, as the original poster and thread creator (And internet frankenstein, when you think about it. Hey, you know it makes sense.) must now put in my thing that I will fix.
I will spoiler it because I'm so kind.
[HEADING=2]101 reasons to rage![/HEADING]
1 : When the internet crashes after you type 101 goddamn things that make you RAGE! TWICE. (I am now doing this in word)
2: Fanboys.
3: Chavs.
4: Punks.
5: ?Cool? kids who are actually just dickheads.
6: Dickheads.
7: Any other form of person involving part of the male genitalia and a head.
8: MovieBob. SO MUCH.
9: Mohicans.
10: Heavy Metal.
11: Rap.
12: Most Music.
13: People who find the number 13 unlucky. (I put this at Number 13. Great.)
14: Overly religious people.
15: Mashed Potato that?s actually Yoghurt.
16: Cold food that tastes bad when cold.
17: Hyped up games.
18: People who hype up games.
19: People who argue and don?t listen to what you say.
20: The stereotypical American.
21: Stereotypical people (Except the cool ones)
22: Nerds.
23: People who claim dyslexia when they don?t actually have it.
24: The French.
25: People who think everything?s racist.
26: Idiots.
27: People you have to explain everything twice to. (Different to 26, actually)
28: Curtains that let the light through.
29: Terrorists. I DON?T WANT TO BE SCARED TO GET ON A PLANE, GODDAMNIT!
30: Land Turtles. THEY AREN?T CALLED LAND TURTLES, THEY?RE TORTOISES.
31: People who don?t bother even trying to spell.
32: People who say ?I?ve had a bad childhood.. Now give me your money.? (Mainly the money part. Yes, I'm talking about muggers. And also whiners.)
33: People who go along with the crowd.
34: Bad films/games with such great potential.
35: Directors who ruin the series or sequel.
36: Ragers.
37: People who say ?I could beat you up in real life?
38: People who can beat me up in real life.
39: I?m going with another MovieBob. Because it?s my damn list.
40: People who put text size at 30 (Or there abouts) and double space it.
41: People with signatures.
42: Racists.
43: Wannabe writers who post shitty extracts on the internet. I DON?T CARE. NOBODY DOES.
44: Wannabe writers.
45: Shitty extracts.
46: My science teacher who, somehow, brings up her tough childhood, mumps, her perfect daughter, anything like that. TEACH US SOME SCIENCE, GODDAMNIT.
47: A lot of teachers.
48: Hilarious people. Who aren?t actually funny.
49: Some more French.
50: People who talk in technical terms that I don?t understand.
51: Technical terms.
52: Different languages. WE KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, GODDAMNIT!
53: Animal cruelty.
54: People who think Animal Cruelty is everything.
55: People. Sometimes.
56: People who hype up MW2.
57: People who hype up CoD4.
58: MW2.
59: Ban-happy Mods. (You put me on probation, or whatever, for saying this, and I?ll have proved my point. DO IT! GO ON!)
60: Walkthroughs that, frankly, suck.
61: Walkthroughs.
62: Sucky things.
63: Disease.
64: People who don?t like awesome things.
65: Deus Ex 2.
66: People who don?t like Deus Ex.
67: Anybody who flames this post.
68: Anybody who flames.
69: Anybody who doesn?t quote this post and say how awesome it is.
70: Anybody who quotes this post and says ?This is awesome? or any variety of that, just to be funny.
71: Anybody who hasn?t read this.
72: Omegle users that say ?Asl?? or something thereof.
73: Fat people that go on a diet then complain about it being ?Too hard? or ?Not losing weight?.
74: People who try to be Cool and fail pretty badly.
75: People who misspell ?You?re? and ?Your? and so on.
76: The fact that it?s hard to make up 26 reasons more.
77: People who don?t like my humor.
78: People who don?t like me.
79: Crashing things.
80: Overpriced things.
81: Pac-Man haters.
82: Tetris haters.
83: Haters.
84: Mosquitoes.
85: Psychoes.
86: Films that aren?t awesome.
87: Mega-video and its 70 minute limit.
88: The fact that mega-video can?t count to 70, and puts it around 15.
89: Hot days.
90: Anyone who doesn?t like the cold, rain, wind or snow.
91: People who complain too much about everything.
92: People who drone on.
93: Muggers.
94: Spam mail pretending to be officials, when it clearly states ?From [email protected]?
95: Hyperlinks that don?t work.
96: Locked threads. I want to see them!
97: Stupid rhymes.
98: People who think they?re clever or poets.
99: People who repeat things in a high pitch voice. IT?S NOT FUNNY.
100: University challenge. It?s too hard for me! I know NONE of the answers, and it makes me sad
101: Can you guess? Yeah.. MovieBob! Hey. It?s my goddamn list, it took a while to write, go write your own and deliberately keep him out of it, then say ?Hey look, I love MovieBob!? .. Then hit yourself. Hard.
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2: Fanboys.
3: Chavs.
4: Punks.
5: ?Cool? kids who are actually just dickheads.
6: Dickheads.
7: Any other form of person involving part of the male genitalia and a head.
8: MovieBob. SO MUCH.
9: Mohicans.
10: Heavy Metal.
11: Rap.
12: Most Music.
13: People who find the number 13 unlucky. (I put this at Number 13. Great.)
14: Overly religious people.
15: Mashed Potato that?s actually Yoghurt.
16: Cold food that tastes bad when cold.
17: Hyped up games.
18: People who hype up games.
19: People who argue and don?t listen to what you say.
20: The stereotypical American.
21: Stereotypical people (Except the cool ones)
22: Nerds.
23: People who claim dyslexia when they don?t actually have it.
24: The French.
25: People who think everything?s racist.
26: Idiots.
27: People you have to explain everything twice to. (Different to 26, actually)
28: Curtains that let the light through.
29: Terrorists. I DON?T WANT TO BE SCARED TO GET ON A PLANE, GODDAMNIT!
30: Land Turtles. THEY AREN?T CALLED LAND TURTLES, THEY?RE TORTOISES.
31: People who don?t bother even trying to spell.
32: People who say ?I?ve had a bad childhood.. Now give me your money.? (Mainly the money part. Yes, I'm talking about muggers. And also whiners.)
33: People who go along with the crowd.
34: Bad films/games with such great potential.
35: Directors who ruin the series or sequel.
36: Ragers.
37: People who say ?I could beat you up in real life?
38: People who can beat me up in real life.
39: I?m going with another MovieBob. Because it?s my damn list.
40: People who put text size at 30 (Or there abouts) and double space it.
41: People with signatures.
42: Racists.
43: Wannabe writers who post shitty extracts on the internet. I DON?T CARE. NOBODY DOES.
44: Wannabe writers.
45: Shitty extracts.
46: My science teacher who, somehow, brings up her tough childhood, mumps, her perfect daughter, anything like that. TEACH US SOME SCIENCE, GODDAMNIT.
47: A lot of teachers.
48: Hilarious people. Who aren?t actually funny.
49: Some more French.
50: People who talk in technical terms that I don?t understand.
51: Technical terms.
52: Different languages. WE KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, GODDAMNIT!
53: Animal cruelty.
54: People who think Animal Cruelty is everything.
55: People. Sometimes.
56: People who hype up MW2.
57: People who hype up CoD4.
58: MW2.
59: Ban-happy Mods. (You put me on probation, or whatever, for saying this, and I?ll have proved my point. DO IT! GO ON!)
60: Walkthroughs that, frankly, suck.
61: Walkthroughs.
62: Sucky things.
63: Disease.
64: People who don?t like awesome things.
65: Deus Ex 2.
66: People who don?t like Deus Ex.
67: Anybody who flames this post.
68: Anybody who flames.
69: Anybody who doesn?t quote this post and say how awesome it is.
70: Anybody who quotes this post and says ?This is awesome? or any variety of that, just to be funny.
71: Anybody who hasn?t read this.
72: Omegle users that say ?Asl?? or something thereof.
73: Fat people that go on a diet then complain about it being ?Too hard? or ?Not losing weight?.
74: People who try to be Cool and fail pretty badly.
75: People who misspell ?You?re? and ?Your? and so on.
76: The fact that it?s hard to make up 26 reasons more.
77: People who don?t like my humor.
78: People who don?t like me.
79: Crashing things.
80: Overpriced things.
81: Pac-Man haters.
82: Tetris haters.
83: Haters.
84: Mosquitoes.
85: Psychoes.
86: Films that aren?t awesome.
87: Mega-video and its 70 minute limit.
88: The fact that mega-video can?t count to 70, and puts it around 15.
89: Hot days.
90: Anyone who doesn?t like the cold, rain, wind or snow.
91: People who complain too much about everything.
92: People who drone on.
93: Muggers.
94: Spam mail pretending to be officials, when it clearly states ?From [email protected]?
95: Hyperlinks that don?t work.
96: Locked threads. I want to see them!
97: Stupid rhymes.
98: People who think they?re clever or poets.
99: People who repeat things in a high pitch voice. IT?S NOT FUNNY.
100: University challenge. It?s too hard for me! I know NONE of the answers, and it makes me sad
101: Can you guess? Yeah.. MovieBob! Hey. It?s my goddamn list, it took a while to write, go write your own and deliberately keep him out of it, then say ?Hey look, I love MovieBob!? .. Then hit yourself. Hard.
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If you only read a few, hey. Dat's kewl. You're a bit of a slacker, but you can succeed in life.
And to those who read NONE... Well... Get the fuck out of this internet you pansyies. We don't want your kind here. .. .. Actually, stay, I need all the posts I can get in here. Sorry for swearing. It wasn't cool.
A-splode the Earth.
Ha! I'm not going through 101 answers to all that, HELL NO, I'm keeping it simple, because it would remove all those problems.
But hey, you better not slack off in your fixes to all the problems. You do that and I'm coming for you. Because I know where you live.
Ok, that was a lie. I have Noooooooo idea. With extra O's and a capital N.
But we're getting off track here, so:
Ha! I'm not going through 101 answers to all that, HELL NO, I'm keeping it simple, because it would remove all those problems.
But hey, you better not slack off in your fixes to all the problems. You do that and I'm coming for you. Because I know where you live.
Ok, that was a lie. I have Noooooooo idea. With extra O's and a capital N.
But we're getting off track here, so:
Side Note: If this thread doesn't get more than three responses, then I'm blaming Mr. Grey.
And Sassafrass.
Yeah, I'll take you both on. At the same time. BRING IT! I've got a time machine! (Well I work in one anyway.)
