The fortune cookie in bed game

[mcgroobber]

So my friend once told me at a chinese restaurant that if you wanted to have a few laughs you just had to add "in bed" to the end of a fortune cookie statement

so go here for your online fortune cookie http://www.wisdomportal.com/JS/RandomFortunes.html

my first couple were



Treat everyone as a friend in bed

You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you in bed

you will make a fortune with your friends in bed

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded in bed

Everything will now come your way in bed


its dumb and immature, but thats the way i like it

there's also misfortune cookie: http://www.fal.net/html/misfortu.html

 

[gragimor]

I think i just hit the jackpot.
The site you listed, came up with the most on-topic fortue cookie ever: Love is a roller coaster, it has its ups and downs.
There is no need to add *in bed* to that...

 

[mcgroobber]

I think i just hit the jackpot.
The site you listed, came up with the most on-topic fortue cookie ever: Love is a roller coaster, it has its ups and downs.
There is no need to add *in bed* to that...

whoa that was the first one to pop up when i reloaded it

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy in bed

 

[gragimor]

whoa that was the first one to pop up when i reloaded it

You display the wonderful traits of charm and courtesy in bed

I wonder how much different fortunes there are? I got the exact same charm and courtesy the second time

 

[S.R.S.]

You have remarkable power which you are not using.

You have an active mind and a keen imagination.

Your emotional nature is strong and sensitive.