THE FREUD GAME!

[shrekfan246]

Hmmm. Interesting prospect.

If we're going specifically for Freudian, I could argue Pokemon. Though what with the now ridiculous number of something over 600 Pokemon, I can't say that there isn't at least one which is vaguely phallic in nature.

I must think on this. I don't think it's entirely fair though, because any game with swords will automatically fall into the losing category, as well as most shooters. . . Ooh. Not attempting to be a winner but I want to be the first one to say this.

Shadow of the Colossus.

Think about it.

Spoiler: Mild spoilers if you haven't played the game.

A young man throws away everything to carry a dead girl to a forbidden land to ask an invisible entity to save her, and gets told to go climb all over and plunge his sword into the glowing weak spots of sixteen massive extensions of the physical manifestations of the aforementioned invisible entity so that the young man can, in turn, be penetrated by the very soul of entity.

And the dead girl does nothing other than lay flat on her back throughout the course of the game.
Schwing!
[HEADING=3]Freud! Freud! Freud![/HEADING]

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Cloud and his Huge Ass Sword FREUD FREUD

Also: shouldn't this be in Forum Games? ;P

EDIT: Sephiroths obssesion with his 'Mother'.

 

[Madara XIII]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

YAY!

Now I'll go to my second last game played, MineCraft:

Creepers (massive green penises which explode upon close contact to a male (the player character is called 'Steve') Freud Freud!

Pffftbahahahahaha I lost it the moment you mentioned Creepers XD

Freud Freud indeed

 

[mega48man]

every shooter. have you ever dropped your gnasher in exchange for the hammer of dawn? or dropped your needler in exchange for the gravity hammer? and god forbid i describe how the under barrel grenade launcher shows lack of confidence greated by having a small cock. why do these n00b tubers who play CoD have small cocks? BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO PLAYS CoD IS 7 YEARS OLD

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

OK so I am going out on a complete limb here so expect stupidity

At least a part of it is set in the middle east the birthplace of western law's and civilization with the Jewish/Christian religions so they are invading thus attempting to kill the original fatherland. Like i said expect stupidity in this post, but can't blame me for trying

 

[MrJKapowey]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

YAY!

Now I'll go to my second last game played, MineCraft:

Creepers (massive green penises which explode upon close contact to a male (the player character is called 'Steve') Freud Freud!

Pffftbahahahahaha I lost it the moment you mentioned Creepers XD

Freud Freud indeed

Going back even further now (I'm determined to win again)...

Erm, Battlefield Bad Coy. 2 - Bromance in the squad? Possible Freud Freud?

Oh, and is that one by Binnsyboy (post 24) 'credible dispute'? And post 30 too...

 

[shadyh8er]

Resident Evil 4

Care to list why or why not there are any of those Freudian elements?

.

Watch as I sound off every Freudian quote in that game!

"A bit rough don't you think?"

"Crawl out of one hole, and into another."

"That's a large thing you have there. But I don't like it when men play rough."

"Got something that might interest ya." *opens coat*

"There's a round hole like something fits in here."

And the always hilarious "Don't come!"


FREUD....FREUD....FREUD!

 

[Madara XIII]

Resident Evil 4

Care to list why or why not there are any of those Freudian elements?

.

Watch as I sound off every Freudian quote in that game!

"A bit rough don't you think?"

"Crawl out of one hole, and into another."

"That's a large thing you have there. But I don't like it when men play rough."

"Got something that might interest ya." *opens coat*

"There's a round hole like something fits in here."

And the always hilarious "Don't come!"


FREUD....FREUD....FREUD!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH God I can't breathe!! It's bad enough imagined the right character voice for all of them, but that was just pure gold XD

 

[Shadu]

Hmmmmm...last thing I played?

Well, that would be Catherine, actually.

Freud Freud!

The game's all about a guy who has nightmares of monsters created from his worries. One is a giant butt vigina thing with a tongue and eyes. I'm sure Freud would've loved this game.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

OK so I am going out on a complete limb here so expect stupidity

At least a part of it is set in the middle east the birthplace of western law's and civilization with the Jewish/Christian religions so they are invading thus attempting to kill the original fatherland. Like i said expect stupidity in this post, but can't blame me for trying

western law comes from greece, unfortunately for you. penetrating the source of love (religion/mother) and tolerance with hard extensions of masculinity (guns/dicks) is arguable though.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Hmmmmm...last thing I played?

Well, that would be Catherine, actually.

Freud Freud!

The game's all about a guy who has nightmares of monsters created from his worries. One is a giant butt vigina thing with a tongue and eyes. I'm sure Freud would've loved this game.

no he wouldnt.
not enough motherfucking.

 

[Cheesus333]

- Other aspects of a game that give an idea of retreating into the womb. (Example: Devil May Cry 1 or Earthbound)

Samus' Morph Ball comes to mind. Like slithering an ovum back into a fallopian tube...

- Extreme sexism to the point of Penis envy and that every woman is simply a man who cannot represent themselves as one. (Go figure with that one)

Also note the alarming enthusiasm with which she rams it into random orifices.

Samus, I love you. I do. But we can't pretend we don't see these things.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

Wait, I can't allow myself to be a 'WINNER!!!' since the only map in the Beta features a US JDAM penetrating the earths crust, allowing the swarms of US Marines to travel along the single paths, right to their objectives, the two things they must reach...

 

[Madara XIII]

- Other aspects of a game that give an idea of retreating into the womb. (Example: Devil May Cry 1 or Earthbound)

Samus' Morph Ball comes to mind. Like slithering an ovum back into a fallopian tube...

- Extreme sexism to the point of Penis envy and that every woman is simply a man who cannot represent themselves as one. (Go figure with that one)

Also note the alarming enthusiasm with which she rams it into random orifices.

Samus, I love you. I do. But we can't pretend we don't see these things.

.....well dammit Samus...I'm genuinely afraid of her now.

 

[shadyh8er]

Resident Evil 4

Care to list why or why not there are any of those Freudian elements?

.

Watch as I sound off every Freudian quote in that game!

"A bit rough don't you think?"

"Crawl out of one hole, and into another."

"That's a large thing you have there. But I don't like it when men play rough."

"Got something that might interest ya." *opens coat*

"There's a round hole like something fits in here."

And the always hilarious "Don't come!"


FREUD....FREUD....FREUD!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH God I can't breathe!! It's bad enough imagined the right character voice for all of them, but that was just pure gold XD

And don't even get me started on Saddler's naughty tentacles.

Spoiler: RE4 Spoilers

One of them killed Luis by penetrating him in the back.

 

[Evil Top Hat]

I really like Lord Of The Rings, a story about two men that go on a long journey with the intent of destroying a ring

FREUD FREUD

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Battlefield 3. I can't find any Freud elements, discounting anything to do with Teabaging or 'the guns are penises'.

WINNER!!!...until credible dispute

OK so I am going out on a complete limb here so expect stupidity

At least a part of it is set in the middle east the birthplace of western law's and civilization with the Jewish/Christian religions so they are invading thus attempting to kill the original fatherland. Like i said expect stupidity in this post, but can't blame me for trying

western law comes from greece, unfortunately for you. penetrating the source of love (religion/mother) and tolerance with hard extensions of masculinity (guns/dicks) is arguable though.

while modern law is far closer to that of Greece democracy etc for many years Europe etc was far close to theological monarchies and Greece never had much impact upon northern Europe although i do agree modern society is far closer to the Greek system.

although seeing as i just talked to my militantly religious family my views are likely to be skewed by insanity.

 

[Beliyal]

Assassin's Creed. Seriously, no one mentioned it yet?

Also, the amount of guns Lara Croft carries, must be because of her rampant penis envy. While I'm at the firearms, look at the size [http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/5817/masseffect2201108040422.jpg] of this thing. I feel my own penis envy reached critical mass when I realized that's my favourite ME2 weapon.

Freud Freud indeed.

 

[TheKruzdawg]

Timesplitters: Future Perfect was the last thing that I played...hmmm... not counting guns=penis...

Well Khallos does have an obsession with his "pussy" (cat). Reverse penis envy?

You ride down to near the center of the earth in a giant drill (penis).

I think there's something about the Timesplitters themselves in there, but can't make the connection right now.

Anyways, FREUD FREUD!!!!!!!!!!

 

[n00beffect]

Minesweeper, bitchZ! Top that! Or... rather, FREUD FREUD that!