The Funniest Glitch/Thing You've Encountered in a game

[sheic99]

I tried to find a screenshot of it, but when I played Assassin's Creed 1, Richards face was attached several inches away from his body and his neck would try to compensate for the extra distance. Leading the face neck to bend at near 90 degree angles from his body. It became extremely hard to take him seriously.

 

[esperandote]

weird scary face in silent hill origins

 

[spartan773]

We all know most sandbox games have a few occasional hiccups. A moonwalking pedestrian here, a flying car there. We've all experienced them.

Which was the most memorable to you, and why?

These don't just need to involve AI-they can be any part of the game.

As always, thank you for your time and posts. They are greatly appreciated.

EDIT: I've switched the topic to include all games. Have fun

glitch... glitches can be anywhere, mainly FO3's wierd random flying black line creature...thing.

more annoying is cloth/ribbon physics

 

[DaBozz]

Oblivion, there where so many glitches in the xbox360 when it first came out
the one that made me "Lol" the most however is a little trick I found if you jump over the wall in the mages guild, the game goes mad.
Number 3 on there.

 

[jackyjack13579]

I was playing Halo:2 a while a go, and I can't recall which map it was on but out of no where comes a flying warthog! I mean this guy is zooming around the sky! It was pretty cool but then the turret started shooting needles at me!!! it was EPIC.

 

[nin_ninja]

ME2 had glitches, but mainly just humour.
Pretty much the following:
http://bleedingcrow.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-Consensus-Achieved-154121898
http://shadesofnight.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-2-Observations-1-153524705
http://shadesofnight.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-2-Observations-2-153553123
http://madolin.deviantart.com/art/DM-as-Shepard-Calibrations-153887235
http://bleedingcrow.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-Plot-Hole-154164528
http://higheternity.deviantart.com/art/Mass-Effect-2-Sole-Survivor-153310394

 

[ghstman]

One of my personal favorites I ran into while playing Modern Warfare 2 on X-Box Live. After one particular round had ended and we were returned to the lobby, I (and everyone else in my party) was befuddled to find that the music had sped up to about 3x the normal speed. "Whatever", we all thought, "It's kind of cool". We enjoyed the rapid, spastic music for a few more seconds until the intermission ended. And then all hell broke loose.

Not only was the music moving at three times normal speed, so was everything else in the game. Literally, everything. We ran three times as fast, emptied our clips in a third of the time, and even the dialogue was sped up to chipmunk speeds. The game was on fast forward, and it was amazing. The only thing that made it better was that we were playing ground war, so what was a clusterfuck to begin with quickly became a round of legends.

The problem didn't resolve itself until all of us in the party had returned to the XBox dashboard and restarted MW2. Needless to say, we made sure to get in a few rounds on ludicrous speed before we all agreed we had had enough of the chaos.

 

[hazabaza1]

I just got Stalker Call of Pripyat.

The weirdest one I've seen, is in the first safe place you get to, I saw some guy who looked weird. Turns out his body was back to front. He took his gun out, pointed it at me, put it away, fell on his back, slowly floated up into the sky, through the ceiling. I go up a floor to continue watching. His body is backwards again, he takes out his gun, walks onto the bed, rises, slowly falls, goes back onto his back, and gets into the correct position.

Then the doctor vanished.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I just today watched a nearly dead Super Mutant kill himself by punching an Enclave Eyebot and have it explode in his face.

 

[bob-2000]

While playing Oblivion, fast traveled to Bravil's stables, and when I entered the main gate, there was this big, perfectly strait line of Orcs who all greeted me simultaneously.

It was horrifying.

Also, (still in Oblivion) I once got off of my dragon (it was a mod) to talk to someone, and I ended up staring at the inside of my character's eye for the extent of the conversation. Weird.

 

[Jark212]

My most hilarious glitch will take a while, give me a bit.

Spoiler

In Fallout 3 I found myself around the Death Claw Sanctuary when I see a Death Claw in the distance. At first I think I'm going to have to fight it but the second it lays its eyes on me, it takes off and flies straight up into the air, superman style. After laughing my ass of for a good minute I just stare at the area and then... I see the Death Claw fly out of the ground and straight up into the air again. He kept doing this till I eventually got my timing down pat and sniped him out of the air, at which point he came crashing to the ground and died. Gotta love SuperClaw!

I had a smiler experience:

I was hauling ass running away from a Deathclaw in Fallout 3 (on the hardest difficulty) when it suddenly flew up into the air. I was pretty happy, then out of nowhere an Albino Radscorpion appeared and proceeded raped me...

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Mass effect 2, one of the optional missions against the blue suns - I wandered into a room where they'd killed about a dozen people, went to see if there was a safe or similar amongst the corpses, and found myself and my party members walking on a table. Mildly amusing, except for the fact that we couldn't get down. 3 guys, stuck on a small table together for the rest of time...

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

In Fallout3, I went on a killing spree but when I died my assault rifle went through my neck as the body fell. When I re-spawned I died instantly

 

[rt052192]

suicide troll in oblivion

simply epic...

 

[vamp rocks]

GTA IV : Swingset of death.... enough said..

I'm going to say this before everyone else does.

GTA4. Swingset glitch.

Best part of that piece of shite.

Oh... my... god... Furburt was ninja'd! The sky must be falling!

wow... i have never ninja'd anyone before... and my first is Furburt.... oh my god.... i must learn to harness this power...

 

[XMark]

Early into Heavy Rain, in the police office. There was a cinematic camera sweep through the office, and during that cinematic, two police officers walked right through each other.

And then in the next scene after that, where the main character is talking with the cops, another police officer walked straight through the desk like a ghost. Strange, considering how everything in the game up to that point was really polished.

Ooh, that reminds me, before that, in the first scene of the detective with the cool sunglasses. I left the sunglasses on when I was talking with the other detective guy, and at the beginning of the conversation the sunglasses magically jumped off his face, folded themselves up and went into his pocket.