Ok, I have a couple of stories, I have no video because it never entered my head to be filming while these events took place.
The first story comes from Download Festival '08 myself and my brother were watching Throwdown, they played an excellent set and it comes to the last song of the set and the singer says words to the effect of "I want all you motherfuckers in the pit to charge at the pussies standing at the back!" Both of us, past our mosh pit days are standing at the back and ready ourselves for the onrushing people. There is a guy standing in front of my brother and the song kicks in, the people at the front do as the singer asks and charge at the people in the back. The bloke in front gets the brunt of it, unfortunately he is holding two pints of lager and as he gets hit by the charge the pints he's holding get knocked and the lager ends up hitting my brother in the face. I don't know how the set ended, I was too busy laughing my ass off.
The second comes from Christmas Day years ago, I can't remember the year. But it had come to dinner time and we are all sitting around the table. The cats are circling the table like sharks waiting for any food to be dropped or any scraps to be fed to them, the dog is waiting patiently but hopefully. One of my cats, Briar, decides that waiting is for chumps and leaps onto the table next to my brother. Everyone is like "ha ha pussy cat" and my brother picks her up to put her back on the ground. But as he picks her up, she manages to grab the turkey from his plate and when she is back on the ground she runs off to wherever to enjoy her meal. My dinner got quite cold while I laughed my ass off.