The game industry bus ride...

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junkmanuk

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We were just discussing this in the office. Imagine the eminent (and infamous) members of the gaming industry on a double-decker bus...

eg:

Gabe Newell - Sitting near the front, dinging the bell every few minutes but not actually getting up.
John Carmack - sitting at the back on the bottom floor, coding in binary and moaning about how good all the kids have it these days.
Jack Thompson - continuously cutting up the bus in his 1989 Geo Metro while honking his horn.
Rockstar games - the rowdy kids on the top floor at the back who keep opening the emergency exit.
Hideo Kojima - Sitting in the footwell by the doors trying to see up the skirts of the passing girls.
Warren Spector - walking up and down the bus looking over shoulders asking 'what are you doing, can I help?'

So who else is there on the bus; where are they and what are they doing?
 

Gerrawn

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Peter Moleneux: Standing on top of his seat telling everyone how amazing and breathtaking the bus ride will be.
 

deonte9109

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The Bungie kids are the popular kids but everyone is sad cuz they're switching buses.
 

Kollega

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David Jaffe (creator of Twisted Metal): sitting on a second floor with a megaphone, spouting controversial rants from time to time.

Insomniac Games: a bunch of quiet guys also sitting on the second floor... WITH AN ELECTROSHOCK MULTIROCKET LAUNCHER AND A MACHINE GUN THAT SHOOTS EXPLODING PICKLES!

Avalanche Studios: several people parasailing behind the bus and lobbing grenades into oncoming traffic.