RULE 3.5: Even if people are not aware that they are playing the game, you must loudly and obnoxiously declare that you lost the game at every possible moment.
RULE 3.6: People are playing the game even if they are not aware of it. This means you must not explain to them what the game involves, because they are clearly already playing it.
RULE 3.7: Use Rule 3.6 as often as possible in order to get a feeling of smug superiority.
RULE 4: You must have the maturity of a 10-year old to enjoy the game, and must assume that everyone else does as well.
(I have a leeetle personal bias against this thing...)