The geekiest thing

[Idhenz]

Of course we're all geeks somehow but every now and then one will say "lol" out loud or call themselves "chaotic good" enforcing their geekness to the highest degree.

The question here is: What peice of information do you think is the geekiest thing you know.

Myself: I can tell you the rules to bullrush off the top of my head.

 

[TheLastCylon]

The entire backstory of Halo.

 

[Curiosity's Cat]

I can quote any Mighty Boosh episode, basically word for word. I don't know if that's geeky but it certainly isn't cool.

 

[niglett]

i can give full instructions to beet Zelda ocarina of time and a link to the past with all health over the phone.

 

[Sprogus]

I go into rants about comic books. I'm the rules nazi for my d&d group. And me and my friends make gay jokes using terms like "system link".

 

[Julianking93]

I'll go into rants about very nerdy things.

Comics
Game series
Movies
Music

 

[pompom8volt]

I listen to the druidboyz?

 

[Koeryn]

I can sing the 50 states and their capitals, as well as the parts of the brain.

I call out the make and model of every firearm I see in action movies. Especially in the theatre.

 

[crudus]

I can quote Firefly at will when given an episode or character.

edit: Although I guess a geekier thing is I memorized the first half of the periodic table. Still need to look up weights around Silver.

i can give full instructions to beet Zelda ocarina of time and a link to the past with all health over the phone.

have you done this?

 

[Emphraim]

I am proud of the fact that I can help my friends understand the Suzumiya Haruhi series of light novels, due to my near photographic memory of all 9 books. I can also beat my friends in any FPS, RTS, and SSBB. Sadly, they often ruin my feeling of victory by reminding me that besides my intelligence and game skills, I have no talents.

 

[manaman]

I can quote Firefly at will when given an episode or character.

edit: Although I guess a geekier thing is I memorized the first half of the periodic table. Still need to look up weights around Silver.

i can give full instructions to beet Zelda ocarina of time and a link to the past with all health over the phone.

have you done this?

Must have been a long phone call.

How about I occasionally repeat posts, or things people said online for people when explaining things, and forget they where probably only funny to me and the ones who read it in the context online.

 

[SimpleChimp]

I can sing the 50 states and their capitals, as well as the parts of the brain.

I call out the make and model of every firearm I see in action movies. Especially in the theatre.

Okay the first one is AWESOME. the second one is a bit. . .shoot up the school.

So all together, it would be the most awesome school shooting ever. or the most deadly recital.

Nerdiest thing i know?

I dono, alot of things. I know the year that the english language forever changed. I can tell the difference between a bunch of old school hats.
I can talk about the UFC for hours on end on a strictly technical stand point. Well, the ju-jitsu parts. I can also tell you where and how rugby was created.

 

[space_oddity]

I found all the movie refernces in CoD4. I have the entire plot to all three Fallout games devoted to memory. I'm the groups "Video Games News" guy, because I can give up-to-date news on most games that havn't come out. I could probally list even more facts about me.

Ohh, what did you come up with? (COD4 movie references). All i really picked up on was that the Boss Battle Slow Motion Last Stand moment felt like the bridge scene at the end of Saving Private Ryan.

I can quote any Mighty Boosh episode, basically word for word. I don't know if that's geeky but it certainly isn't cool.

Or maybe it is the coolest thing ever.

 

[NeutralDrow]

I can improvise and create old World of Darkness tabletop RPG characters (for Werewolf, Mage, Kindred of the East, and Mummy) completely from memory.

Although really, it's not too hard. It's just name, Concept, Auspice/Avatar, Tribe/Tradition/Dharma/Amenti, Pack/Cabal/Wu, Attributes, Abilities, Backgrounds, Gifts/Spheres/Arts/Hekau, Rage/Arete/P'o/Hun/Balance, Gnosis/Quintessence/Yin and Yang Chi/Lifeforce, Willpower, Renown, and freebie points. Not as hard as improving, say, a D&D character.

And I remember enough that I could probably BS a Sorceror/Psychic, Vampire, Changeling, Wraith, or Demon character. Can't do Hunters, though.

 

[War Penguin]

I once knew most of the Star Wars history. So much space wasted then...

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

I can recite the full list of pokemon in numerical order from Red and Blue up to Ruby and Sapphire.

 

[Cama Zots]

I can sing the first season of the Star Trek: TNG episodes in a song.

 

[Major_Sam]

I pretty much know the whole script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
And a heap of Star Wars stuff but that doesn't count.

 

[Custard_Angel]

Geekiest thing I know? Easy.

The game.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I know a poem that lists all 38 plays by Shakespeare by heart.