The gift game

[cryogeist]

....fuck....

I give you....this...base ball...

 

[cryogeist]

Oh, goodie. I can get arrested for possession of an illegal weapon.

actually it IS legal to have....

 

[cryogeist]

*shoves it under armpit*
thanks...

I give you EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...

Run.

I give you the sun.

 

[cryogeist]

IT BUUUURRRRNSS!!!!!

I give you nothing....

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

AGAIN?!

I give you nothing.

*pouts*

 

[xmbts]

How selfish of you.

I give you a spaceship.

 

[Eumersian]

Another spaceship? Loser.

I give you my patents.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Unless you have a patent on underpants, I'm not interested.

I give you a way to become richer than your wildest dreams.

 

[One Seven One]

I use that wealth to live a great life. :3

I give you a succesful thread!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay! *crosses fingers*

[sub]Hopefully this one doesn't die like the execution one did.[/sub]

I give you candy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms*

Thanks me.

I give you a reminder to post in mah threads! XD

 

[Zirat]

Nice.

I'm on a horned horse!

I give you the gift of a ticket to that thing you like!

 

[Eumersian]

Fuckin' awesome?

I give you, The Allman Brothers!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll just put them in the corner.

I give you

Spoiler: Ork heavy metal

 

[SckizoBoy]

I crank out my Assault Cannon... no green is coming anywhere near me!

I give you my bolter shells (the chaplain hasn't blessed them, I'm sorry)

 

[cryogeist]

Meh it doesn't matter
*loads bolter*

I give you pasta

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'll pass.

I give you Essential Vitamins.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks!

I give This flail that has a fire element on it!

 

[Zirat]

Yay! This'll take care of those pesky Ice-Elementals that have been hounding me all winter!

I give you the gift of a get-out-of-jail-free card!