The gift game

[cryogeist]

....WTF!?!

I give you imagination

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I use it for more swedish cooking.

I give you a 2x2 foot sheet metal piece.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I discard it to await the next, hopefully useful gift.

I give you a kickass stereo system.

 

[tthor]

I hold it over my head playing music outside my ex's window. she gives me a rock. to the head. the stereo is now smashed.

I give you your shred of dignity.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! One shred more and I've got a full house!

I give you a pair of Scott Caan's pants.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Uh thanks. *sells on the internet*

I give you Z.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

! You sold his pants? Mans, you don't know what I had to go through to get those bad boys!

Thanks for the last letter of the alphabet... too bad I don't use it that often.

I give you an ocean. You can pick which one.

 

[tthor]

I drain the ocean, and hold all it's sealife ransom. mwahahaha!

I give you candy. just go into that nice van over there to collect it

 

[stl520nlv]

I would love some candy, but...

I give you my new Stukov Diet Plan, forbidding you to have candy any longer

 

[scorptatious]

Thanks, I'm trying to eat better anyway.

I give you the entire series of Twilight.

 

[scorptatious]

...Thanks me!

*Throws books into a fire.*

I give you an apple pie.

 

[cryogeist]

*noms*

I give you these defibrillators
*points at thread*
HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH TIME!

 

[scorptatious]

*Revives thread*

I give you my pre-order for Mass Effect 3.

 

[cryogeist]

oh...thanks i guess [sub]didnt even want the game [/sub]

I give you my pre order of skyrim!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives it someone else*
*Is hit by a chair thrown by an Elder Scrolls fanboy*

I give my collection of baby teeth.

 

[cryogeist]

Thank you.....?

I give you my pre order of Crysis 2!

 

[WafflesandBacon]

*Gives the game to someone else*
*Is hit by a chair thrown by an Crysis fanboy*

I give you a life.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks!

I give you a fanboy chair shield!

 

[One Seven One]

*Starts bashing rabid fans*
Thank you!

I give you a blank check.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

... >

Prepare to have no money.

I give you an Ironman suit.