The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I read it.

I give you a second chance.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I shall put it on a hill so that all may gaze upon the Light. Who would hide light under their bed instead of putting it out in the open for all to see?

I give you Stradivarius Petunia.

*Yo-Yo Ma not included.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I make him give me money.

I give you fear.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I get a headache.

I wish for a holographic doctor.

I give you a holographic doctor.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't finish it.

I give you a restraining order.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Mmmm... Pie.

I give you chaotic space.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hmmmm....

I give you Zero-Point Energy.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

...!

I give you a Transwarp drive.

 

[Eumersian]

Nice.

I give you the power to take care of that ad-bot up there.
[sup][sup]Seriously, I reported it like, 3 times. If I do any more, the mods might think that I'm a jerk or something.[/sup][/sup]

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your wish is my command.

[sub]The banhammer has struck[/sub]

I give you a Vulcan liver.

 

[cryogeist]

?????

I give you your soul back

 

[Eumersian]

Bah! Never needed it.

I give you a bottle of fresh warm water.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks?

I give you flavored water!

 

[Mettking]

Why is it yellow?

I give you a pineapple, fresh and real.

 

[cryogeist]

i dont like pineapple

I give you some
"chocolate"

 

[Mettking]

Did you say...chocolate? (You know where this is going, so I'll save time finding the clip)

I give you an exacto knife, a stapler w/staples, some ball point pens, and Rick Ashley's greatest hits CD.

 

[cryogeist]

Sweet! barrel fire time!

I give you pie

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I like pie! What kind of pie?

I give you the gift of cosplay:

Spoiler: Cosplay

 

[scorptatious]

I don't know who she's supposed to be, but she does look nice.

I give you the DVD collection of The Legend of Zelda animated series.

 

[Mettking]

Who wants a copy of Dragon Age III? Wait, the third "I" came off...who wants a copy of Dragon Age II?

I give you...the President of the United States. *fanfare*