The gift game

[Dango]

I keep pressing it until something happens.

I give you a thermometer.

 

[X10J]

Ahh good, a thermometer, I only need a small amount of mercury for my new time machine.

I give you life.

 

[Dango]

And then I died.

I give you the plague.

 

[cryogeist]

....

i give you a armed nuke

 

[Dango]

I do nothing.

I give you a key.

 

[X10J]

I wonder what it goes to.

I give you a lock.

 

[Dango]

I take back my key and use it on the lock.

I give you nuclear tights.

 

[X10J]

They'll go with my dentures.

I give you a Futurama referance.

 

[Dango]

I thank you.

I give you cold.

 

[X10J]

Better than hot.

I give you a joke about a possible error you made.

 

[Dango]

I take offense.

I give you a shirt.

 

[X10J]

Thank you.

I give the realization that your giving me a cold indicates physical contact.

 

[Dango]

Unless I used magic.

I give you greatness.

 

[Dango]

I draw a rainbow.

I give you my drawing.

 

[Dango]

I sit in a rocking chair and read it.

I give you pockets.

 

[SkyeNeko]

i throw it away and my cat shreds it.

i give you a snake ring.

 

[Dango]

I eat them.

I give you green hair.

 

[Dango]

I hang it on the wall.

I give you a catapult.

 

[Dango]

I hug it.

I give you more March Mayhem points.

 

[Dango]

I use it.

I give you a musket.