The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I give it to a homeless child.

I give you a Gold Medal.... for Curling.

 

[Eumersian]

Hopefully somebody on ebay will buy this worthless piece ofHey, curling is a pretty cool sport! Thanks.

I give you my unrequited salmon.

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks?

I give you a ppsh
(Russian WW2 SMG)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Grabs and runs off*

MINE!

[sub]I shall call you George.[/sub]

I give you a waterbottle full of magical elixer.

 

[cryogeist]

*drinks*

I give you a tiger 2 tank

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in my basement.

I give you an axe of capitalism. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepOL9EMDqU&feature=related]

 

[cryogeist]

*tosses*

i give you another flak 88

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I mount it to my ship and shoot down people with no imaginations!

I give you a Kraken!

 

[One Seven One]

I release it into the sea to ultimatly causing people to become paranoid of it!

I give you a police badge. Congratulations, you're now on the force!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay!

*abuses power instantly*

I give you the power to punch through planets.

 

[Zirat]

Hoorah!
*Falown-Pawnches Venus*
That wench had it coming....

I give you the gift of a free hit!
One person dead, anywhere at any time. No questions or suspicions back to you

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Huzzah for the shopkeep! I have someone in mind already. I'll have my people contact your people.

I give you all the leprechauns in the world.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Gold. Now. NOW!!!

I give you beef.

 

[Zirat]

Yay for dinner!

I give you the gift of a giant car eating robot dinosaur.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I use it on every rich persons car ever.

I give you revenge.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I take my revenge on an old enemy.

I give you satisfaction syrup.

 

[Eumersian]

I add some carbonated water, a few other things, and make a satisfaction soda.

I give you a bottle of pop.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use them for farming instead of killing.

I give you an exciting MM finale.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I disregard it.

I give some random chat logs.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Ignored.

I give you gravity altering powers.