The gift game

[Yureina]

Okee. I guess i'll try it.

I give you a glass of water.

 

[Eumersian]

Cool, I guess.

I give you an army of stalkers.

 

[Yureina]

Ok. I get to shoot them, right?

I give you a graphing calculator.

 

[cryogeist]

YAY!
i love these things!

I give you the best tank in the Canadian army

 

[Yureina]

Okay. I guess it would go in the street outside?

I give you a can of air.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks....

I give you a can of hurricane air

 

[Yureina]

EEK!

I give you a bowl of Ramen noodles.

 

[cryogeist]

*sluuuurrrrp!*
i give you your soul back

 

[Yureina]

I never lost it.

I give you a wallet that says "Bad Mother Fucker"

 

[cryogeist]

*throws it*
*burns it with flame thrower*

I give you my flamethrower

 

[Yureina]

Ok *sets you on fire*

I give you a blanket.

 

[cryogeist]

*burns it*

I give you NoThInG

 

[Yureina]

*eats*

I give you.... a pen!

 

[cryogeist]

thanks

*shoves pen into your eye*
thats yer gift

 

[cryogeist]

*is hugged*

I give you medical attention to your eye

 

[cryogeist]

Pew PEW!

I give you anything you want >

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I write on it.

I give you a slug.

 

[scorptatious]

Oh thank you I...

*drops on foot*

OH MY GOD MY FOOT! IT BURNS!

I give you the Tourettes Guy.

Spoiler

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it on the fridge.

I give you the ban thread.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I raise it.

I give you your powers back. Only because you begged. You wus.