The gift game

[cryogeist]

*tosses*

I give you a human-shredder
(like a paper shredder BUT FOR HUMANS!)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put it in a waterslide.

I give you anxiety.

 

[cryogeist]

YAY!

I give you a second life

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I keep it in reserve.

I give you an alien probe.

 

[cryogeist]

I launch it into space

I give you a teleporter into minecraft

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I send it after you.

I give you wolves.

 

[cryogeist]

....friendly?

I give you a zombie

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I look at you and Para in... BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!!!

I give you righteous fury.

 

[cryogeist]

thanks

I give you a revived thread

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept it with a grin

I give you success in life.

 

[cryogeist]

!

I give you eternal happiness

 

[CopperBoom]

I commit suicide.

I give the person below a fresh (eternally happy) corpse.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I use it to frame an enemy.

I give you steam powered Germans.

 

[cryogeist]

....

I give you these Germans

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I send them into battle.

I give you a T-10 tank.

 

[cryogeist]

*blows up germans*
YAY!

I give you a m26 Pershing tank

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Heh, the only semi decent American tank huh?

I give you an MP44.

 

[Dango]

I take it apart and make something useful out of it.

I give you a refrigerator.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I put food in it.

I give you a starfish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks, now I've got ..a starfish.

I give you a ventriloquist dummy.