The gift game

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I do not accept kisses from men.

I give you explosive ammunition.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't need it, already have it.

I give you the ability to make things in your head happen in real life.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I throw it out. I've got internet.

I give you an internet.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I break the pencil out of frustration.

I give you a guitar that makes you sound awesome and look awesome while playing it. No experience necessary.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Memories of what can be done with a cup are flooding back.

I give you bad nostalgia.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I accept, but it doesn't help.

I give you a frown turned upside down.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yay!

*regifts*

I give you xmbts's glasses.

 

[cryogeist]

...now i look like a douchebag

I give you the gift of life

 

[cryogeist]

Thanks Me!

I give you the ability to revive this thread

 

[PixelKing]

Cheers!

I give you level 26 hat of warmth.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cozy!

...now i look like a douchebag

D:

You don't even know him!

I give you a forced apology.

 

[BENZOOKA]

What is this? I wanted a raccoon.

I give you a tooth.

 

[cryogeist]

i still have all of mine...

I cant think of anything to give you

 

[Viking Incognito]

Ummmm thanks?

I give you a gun.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Cool! RATATATATATATATATATATA. Haha. RATATATATATATATATATATATATA. Sweet.

I give you an ostrich! It's a magical one!

 

[cryogeist]

*kills*
this will make a good sandwich

I give you this sandwich

 

[BENZOOKA]

*Recomposes it back to a magnificent magic ostrich*

I give you a fucking canoe.

http://1800hart.com/picks/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/canoe.jpg

 

[cryogeist]

*sets it on fire*


I give you some marshmallows

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*noms*

I give you Neonbob.

 

[cryogeist]

a what!?!

I give you boredom