The gift game

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray! The gift I've always wanted!

I give you five magic tacos. Each one posesses a special power, use them wisely.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll just put it with the rest.

I give you a speeding ticket.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Thanks I was going fast and fast is fun.

I give you a clock.

 

[cryogeist]

thank you...

i give you this clock

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks for the clock, Doc!

I give you six of my teeth.

 

[cryogeist]

....

I give you 6 teeth

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hooray, now I can get some money from the tooth fairy!

I give you 50 playing cards.

 

[Dango]

I round up some Escapees for some poker.

I give you a bandana.

 

[cryogeist]

.....

I give you a bandanna

 

[Dango]

But... I gave you a bandana...

I give you the same bandana.

 

[cryogeist]

....

I give you a bandanna

 

[Dango]

I burn it.

I give you a motorcycle.

 

[cryogeist]

....

i give you a motorcycle

(dammit give me something i want!)

 

[Dango]

I give you a cannon.

 

[Eumersian]

Cool.

I give you the entire province of Newfoundland.

 

[Dango]

I sell it to someone who wants it. As someone who is part French Canadian, I demand a province I care more about.

I give you lots of tangled wires.

 

[Eumersian]

GAAAHHH!! HOW DO I FIGURE OUT ALL OF THIS FUCK??

I give you friendship.

 

[Dango]

*Brofist*

I give you really long fingernails.

 

[cryogeist]

...*clip*
....*clip*
*5 minutes later*
well that sucked

I give you this

 

[Dango]

How I am supposed to fit in there?

I give you a crowbar.