The gift game

[DeathChairOfHell]

I won't tell you what I do with them.

I give you the smoldering corpses of a thousand burning kittens.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I put pretty bows on them.

I give you monkey in a suit.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I laugh a bit.

I give you a bucket of lint.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I use the lint as cannon fodder.

I give you mama's homemade souffle.

 

[cryogeist]

???

I give you stuff

 

[WafflesandBacon]

OH MY GAWD! YES! YES! [HEADING=1]YES![/HEADING]

I give you a copy of the translated Catherine.

 

[cryogeist]

i pass it on

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I play then change my pants.

I give you a Yes Man.

 

[cryogeist]

i punch him in his stupid face

I give you gunz

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Excellent, now I shall always be right! EDIT: Ah! Ninja'd! Eh, either way..

I give you sandbags!

 

[cryogeist]

i pass it on

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I drink it.

I give you fox fur.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Thanks! Now I won't get cold!

I give you this furry little guy:

Spoiler: Mr. Charles

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I throw him to the wolves.

I give you cruelty.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Unless those wolves are giants, he eats them.

OT: Hooray, now I have an excuse!

I give you the Aliens boxset.

 

[cryogeist]

no idea so i pass it on

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@cyrogeist: It was before you were born, so don't worry about it.

I give you peanut butter cookies!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I stash it away.

I give you a pirate ship... IN SPACE!!!

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I eat it.

I give you a meat cleaver.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

More?

I give you suspicious looks.