The gift game

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I disregard it.

I give you explosives.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I pass on the nothing.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I can reciprocate, *****.

I give you arsenic in your cereal.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I ignore you.

I give you someone else to post with.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

China is fine this time of year.

I give you...

Spoiler: THIS

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I shoot you.

I give you a werewolf.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I sell it.

I give you the silk road.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I read it.

I give you the final boss of the internet.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I can afford a bag of chips!

I give you the chips.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I click it.

I give you no sympathy.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I believe it is fake.

I give you a war.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I mix it with blood and prey to a hell god that isn't you.

I give you the death of an enemy.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I use it to see clearly.

I give you smoke.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I give them back to you.

I give you barbecued people.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I reject the illusion.

I give you unending pain to one of your enemies.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I toss it away.

I give you a mirror.

 

[cryogeist]

cool

I give you shiny red eyes

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

O.O

I give you the song that reminds me of red eyes.

 

[cryogeist]

i pass it on

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I bounce it back at you.