The great avatar battle of death... how they die? You decide...!

[Kae]

I shall throw apples at you until you die!
[sub][sub]This may take a while.[/sub][/sub]

 

[karcentric]

*glares at everyone*

Behold my reptilian eyes!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Behold, my boat!

*Smashes cat with a boat*

 

[karcentric]

MEDIC! for Tizzy!

*throws blocks of cheese at Taco*

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I shall beat you to death with a small spoon.
Since I do have neither hands nor arms, nor the capability to mover terribly fast on land, this might take some time.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

Death by a brick to the head!

You get extra point for including south park.

I shall lie on him, tus crushing ze puny cat.
And if he dies, he dies.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Death by television!

Watch the horrible reality shows and feel your brain MELT

 

[karcentric]

I like shitty reality shows... Bah ha ha ha ha.

 

[Kae]

Get him into Survivor[sup]TM[/sup] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_(TV_series)] and abandon the entire cast on the island!
I'm sure he'll die eventually.

 

[karcentric]

I'd be fine, now if you combined Survivor and the game Manhunt... than things get interesting.

 

[Euryalus]

Death by snoo snoo.

The pleasures of the flesh will eventually betray you

 

[karcentric]

Good thing I don't have flesh...

 

[doomspore98]

I get hobbes to eat him, or I dance him to death.

 

[Kae]

Make him drink so much beer he dies of intoxication.

 

[karcentric]

I'll poke you in the other eye, you'll be blind!

 

[Kae]

Oh NO!
I'm blind!
I shall swing my sword at the air in panic to see if I hit something!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Guns...

Lots of guns...

BULLETS TO THE CHEST!