The Great Debate - Chunky vs. Smooth

[Paragon Fury]

So I can see the incoming storm already, but I must ask:

Chunky Peanut Butter or Smooth Peanut Butter?

I've always been, and always will be, a Chunky Peanut Butter man. The taste, the contrast of the chunky nuts vs. the peanut butter and whatever you've put it on. MMMMMMMM.

Good stuff.

Spoiler

 

[ShinyCharizard]

Chunky my Brother!

Smooth is just so damn unsatisfying in comparison. It tastes weak and cowardly.

 

[Happiness Assassin]

Chunky is the way to go.

But this debate is ultimately meaningless, as a new challenger has risen and if not dealt with quickly, peanut butter kind could be in serious trouble. I am of course talking about the Nutella eating barbarians.

 

[Queen Michael]

I only have peanut butter when I eat candy and it's in said candy, so Imma have to go with smooth. Just like I am.

 

[Elfgore]

You people obviously don't understand what good is. Smooth is the only way to go. Chunky is just disgusting and takes away taste from the peanut butter. There is a thing called too much and chunky is that. I shudder at the memory of eating it.

 

[Spambot 3000]

Uh, I'd say smooth on the account of those chunky bits sometimes getting stuck in my teeth. But I don't really care that much either way, it's just peanut butter.

 

[Esotera]

Why can't we all learn to respect both varieties for their different tastes and attributes? Chunky is better for texture but smooth is much easier to spread & you use less of it. Death to the chunky infidels

ITT: Peanut-butter racists

 

[Casual Shinji]

I don't like chunky butter, and so I equally despise the chunky peanut variety.

I don't think you can even get chunky peanut butter over here anymore. Calvé; the brand for peanut butter where I live certainly doesn't seem to sell it anymore. Or maybe I'm just blinded by the utterly superior jars of smooth peanut butter lining the shelves.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Smooth all the way! Also what? No poll?

Well ok I am somewhat bias as I don't like nuts itself per say well I used to especially chunky peanut. I just don't want anything to disrupt my eating.

 

[Barbas]

Smooth, I guess. Chunky sounds like it'd be a bit...ew. Nah, that's not right, man. That s**t looks like it grows on cave walls!

 

[Rellik San]

Smooth for cooking with (mmmmmmm chocolate peanutbutter swirl cake).

But just for a good ol' PB'n'J? Gotta be chunky, on doorstop bread, open top.

There can be peace between the two sides I say, both have merit.

 

[Ubiquitous Duck]

Dude. Major hate going on right now.

I've been having PB & j sandwiches daily at the moment, but couldn't make mine for today, yesterday, as of an arm/neck injury.

Now I am without any sandwich at work and, more specifically, out of my expected PB & J.

Damn you for reminding me... I thought this would be my safe haven... but I was wrong!



... Also, smooth.

 

[Roxor]

Chunky is the way to go.

But this debate is ultimately meaningless, as a new challenger has risen and if not dealt with quickly, peanut butter kind could be in serious trouble. I am of course talking about the Nutella eating barbarians.

Nutella? I haven't had that for ages. I can't even remember what it tastes like.

For peanut butter, however, I go for crunchy. Goes especially well with celery.

 

[Biggyzoom]

Crunchy every time.

 

[Cabisco]

Chunky all the way man, death to those who would choose smooth! You're all dead to me.

 

[DANEgerous]

If sandwiches are the only thing that matters Smooth so yeah for most people my answer is Smooth but any other application chunky and that is why I buy because if I am going to make a sandwich PB&J will not be it as i will have to make like 3 of them and if I wanted a sandwich my local grocer has a deli and there is a better deli next to it an I tend to go before lunch so if I wanted a sandwich I already have one.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Different PB for different situations. I find chunky is good for a PB&J, but if I'm spreading it on an apple or banana, I prefer smooth.

 

[doxydejour]

Chunky all up in this, please. Dat crunch.

 

[DasDestroyer]

*reads title*
Are we talking about poop?
*reads OP*
Oh, peanut butter. I don't like peanut butter. :/

 

[lacktheknack]

Chunky is the way to go.

But this debate is ultimately meaningless, as a new challenger has risen and if not dealt with quickly, peanut butter kind could be in serious trouble. I am of course talking about the Nutella eating barbarians.

For breakfast, I'm having a smooth and chunky peanut butter sandwich with a topping of nutella and real peanuts for breakfast. With almond butter dipping sauce.

Y'all be haters.