The Great Related Chain

[Baldur Moon]

Ok here's how this little game works: simply write something related to what the person above you wrote. Can be anything from one word to an entire novella so long as the connection between the two makes enough sense to be evident.

Have Fun!

I'll start: Waffles are delicious!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

No, you fool, pancakes are where it's at!

 

[The Smoking Gun]

It's all pointless without some bacon!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Let's put that bacon into a taco!

 

[Shadowsetzer]

Tacos aren't psychic, you silly Escapist!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They are too me!

And silly? I detest that!

I prefer whimsical, you bombastic fox!

 

[ziratha]

The quick brown fox is alleged to have done something, though does not recall what at this time.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

He stole the cookies from the cookie jar and blamed it on the butler

You should never trust a fox, even if you ARE a fox

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The detective walked into the crowded room. "And the murderer is... THE BUTLER! Yes, the Butler, who... wait, what was that... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!..."

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Great, there's a murderous butler on the loose in the mansion and he killed the one guy with a gun

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

No... it wasn't the butler... he's right here, and he wet himself. The real murderer is on the loose!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Crap, where's a talking dog and his hippy friends when you need them!?

They could've been used as bait!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Bait? There's no better bait than live eels, mate. If we're going to stop him, we need eels.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Maybe if we tie them together, we can make a grappling hook to get to the roof of the house!

I hear that's where the treasure is, which the killer obviously wanted!

 

[Baldur Moon]

Let's go to treasure island!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have one better; Let's go to Treasure PLANET!!!

And why is Linkara in the mansion!?

Why is he yelling "I AM A MAN!" at me?

I know he is!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

EDIT: He's insane! And a man!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Maybe he'll come to Treasure Planet with us!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

TREASURE PLANET, CHARLIE! YAY!

 

[Padwolf]

We're going to candy mountain Charlie? Candy mountain! Candy Mountain!