The Great Related Chain

[Baldur Moon]

Make sure to bring towels you never know what might happen.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have my panic blanket and my medicine, I'll be fine

Maybe we'll find a leprechaun there!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

I got my towel. Let's go! Take a right at Proxima Centauri, blast past Earth till you reach Sirius. It's above the star.

 

[Baldur Moon]

God it seems earth gets blown up every other week whenever Zaphod's involved...

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

That's a damn shame.

Also, anyone got space condoms?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Alright, we're there

Now, where all the single ladies at?

We can all walk in a synchronized line with awesome music in the background; that will set the mood!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

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There's our tune. MARCH!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

FORWARD!

*Partying Hard Commences*

 

[Baldur Moon]

Waiter some ryncol on the rocks!
My lady quarian friend here will have a quadruple distilled daquiri!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

And bring some tacos!

What, it's not cannibalism; I prefer to call it "smart resource management!"

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Zaphod's got women on his tail! SCORE!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Nice!

Now, where's the bathroom?

I need to squeeze the salsa out

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

The closest ones are on the fifth floor. We're on floor 7. When you get back, we're going up to floor 183.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'll water the fake plants, don't feel like walking all that way

And elevators are nice things; they're always there for you

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Tell me when your done.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ok, I'm done

Apparently, the waiter didn't like my watering the plants

His lose

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Okay. Up to Floor 199!

 

[Baldur Moon]

I don't think anyone would want their fake plants covered in salsa.

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

Who cares? In the elevator!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

We're pretty high

And not from all the space drugs

I wonder what would happen if I dropped a penny from all the way up here...