The Great Related Chain

[PsychicTaco115]

I hate sand...

I hate the sun....

I hate the cold water...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm not much of a beach person, more of a pool person

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Dang it, I'll have to work while you guys have fun!

Curse me being a lifeguard ;__;

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't worry! At least you'll get the stares of shallow teenage girls!
Or something!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Oh how I wish!

By the way, the taco will be going public... at my public high school!

 

[Dangit2019]

Public high school is not a good place if you want to stay innocent.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

They should make a high school PSA

Call it "Condom Style"

IT'D MAKE MILLIONS

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I seriously don't get how people hear that. How?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Wait, what?

People call it that?

And I was making a parody of it...

SOMEONE'S DYING

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Quick! Pretend like nothing's happening!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

That's hard!

*Hides in a bush*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

*puts bucket on head and then sits on a bench in the middle of the road*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I have a disguise, I'll go rob a bank!

LOGIC

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I've seen worse!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

LET'S DO THIS

I'll drive!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

But I want to drive the gettaway car!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Fine, you drive!

I'll get the money!

*Loads an Uzi*