The greatest song ever has been released

[Flying Dagger]

It's official, musicians, you can stop making music, the greatest song ever has been made.




I looked and found no threads, yet every other post on my facebook is talking about it, it's somehow already got over 13.6 million views.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Oh God... No. This song is balls.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

...Right.

I don't really have an opinion regarding this...this "music," so I will be nice and shut my mouth before I regret it.

 

[Mittens The Kitten]

You scooped me, i was gonna make this thread.
I can't imagine any greater accomplishment in human history than this song, not only is it powerfull coming-of-age ballad, but it even considers how a young girl if forced to choose between sitting in the front seat and sitting in the back seat, which seat can she take?
*sniff*
I'm tearing up.

 

[AntonicKnight]

The music industry has hit rock bottom, can't get lower than this.......

 

[That's Funny]

Its a very informative song, it teaches me stuff like what days come after Friday, and what seat should I sit in.

 

[gostlyfantom]

that is not music, that is noise

 

[Kpt._Rob]

That song is definitely a hot competitor for the "shallowest song ever" contest, right next to a song that currently exists only in a quantum state about how some people like to add cinnamon-sugar to their toast.

 

[cheywoodward]

I was listening to it as I clicked on this thread.

Rebecca Black just might be the second coming of Christ.

Although this song is pretty great as well:

 

[DanielBrown]

Third thread I've seen dedicated to this song so far... ;P

 

[Cat of Doom]

huh... I think now is about the time we stop music

 

[Rooster893]

This.... this is just ass.

 

[flaviok79]

What the frack! Admiral Adama, save me!

 

[The Apothecarry]

Its a very informative song, it teaches me stuff like what days come after Friday, and what seat should I sit in.

I think the song is about a fried egg. What the fuck does that have to do with days of the week and which seat of the car I should sit in?

 

[Evil Moo]

Well actually there was this thread: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.270208-Poll-rebecca-black-friday

My thoughts on this as I posted before:

At about 0:50 to 1:00 I kept expecting it to turn into one of those THINK! adverts.

You know, the ones that go along happily until suddenly a horrible car crash or something happens.

I was disappointed.

Also she sounds like she's singing with a cork up her nose.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Meh. I don't like but clearly someone else does. Art is subjected and all that noise.

 

[Azaraxzealot]

omg... doesn't compare to this

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Once all the days of the week are used up, we're gonna get songs for the minutes of the day from this breed of moron.

"It's eleven past three on a Saturday afternoon."

 

[ezeroast]

Holy shit shit someone gag that *****.
Cant think of an 'artist' with a more annoying voice.

 

[Something Amyss]

Most vocalists tend to go to the pedestrian route, "singing" or "rapping."

Not this young genius. She dares to be as vocally dynamic as a Steven Wright routine on Autotune.