The Guy above me is a troll because...

[Fniff]

The title explains it all.

...He keeps making all these threads,which can be annoying.

 

[MasterSqueak]

...He won't explain the game properly.

 

[Sparrow]

...he doesn't understand the simple concept of a game, newb!

 

[Dorian]

... He's using flamebait-tastic insults. And an outright prick at times

 

[Fniff]

... He likes portal too much.

 

[VargRaev]

...His avatar got blonde hair.

 

[Sparrow]

...doesn't know how awesome Vault Boy is.

 

[Dorian]

... Is a troll because he is a stupid bird.

 

[Fniff]

...He seems to hate birds.

 

[Jedamethis]

...Cookie?

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

... makes weird non-sequiturs.

 

[Fniff]

...Opposes non sequiturs!

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

..His name is hard to pronounce.

 

[Fniff]

...Can't purnunce my name. IT'S FA-NIFF!

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

..........beacuz he smellz like teh poopoo

 

[bluepilot]

He cannot spell nor write in concise English

 

[CosmicCommander]

Because she is part of the congregation of ultimate trolls.

 

[ThreeWords]

because he knows to much about how trolls are organised

 

[VargRaev]

...Because his avatar is quite creepy...

 

[slipknot4]

...because he does not understand the irony of how his own avatar is creepy... who plays a troll female?

[don't drag slipknot into this]