The Hairy Man

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Just nailed that title there.

So I am a male, as some of you have gathered, and I have hair.

But I have somewhat more hair than the average gentleman you see, I sport a fine thick head of hair, the neatly trimmed goatee which could become a full beard within the month if I so chose and even further I possess the virile rug of chest and piliferous legs and arms which speak of a masculine man in the rudest health.

So dear friends, bewhiskered or no, let me know what you think about the more hirsute male. Do you like having a full beard to hang onto during the passionate sexing of love-making? Or would you rather your man slithers around like a denuded eel? And for the gentlemen, is shaving just too much hassle day to day? Or will you refuse to leave the house until you resemble Agent 47?
 
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I'm rocking this new style.

Unemployment

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Personal grooming means very little to me at the moment :D
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
I'm rocking this new style.

Uenemployment

By Calvin Klein


Personal grooming means very little to me at the moment :D
Ah, well, I'm a fan of the "Lazy student" which allows me to groom as little as possible while insisting that my beard is part of my personality, as an artEEEST!

I trim my beard every so often. It usually gets to a little longer than my "ideal length" and kinda stays there for a while. I must always keep some beard though, because, from my face, I look about twelve when I'm clean shaven, and it's just embarassing.

As for the rest of my body, I'm pretty much covered. It's not the densest body hair ever but it is everywhere.

Yes.

EVERYWHERE.
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I don't mind if a guy has hair.
Although I'd prefer facial hair to be well groomed.
 

Fappy

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My mustache grows x10 faster than the rest of my facial hair. I shave that every day and take care of the rest of my face once every two weeks or so. I also has a fuzzy belly XD
 

DoPo

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Fappy said:
My mustache grows x10 faster than the rest of my facial hair. I shave that every day and take care of the rest of my face once every two weeks or so. I also has a fuzzy belly XD
*looks at avatar*
Wait, did anybody even doubt it was so? :p

OT: I don't like shaving every day. Too annoying. I shave 2-3 times a week. I actually like having little beard sticking out - I scratch my hand on it. But I remove it as soon as it starts getting soft, since it only tickles then. As for hair, I just use put the minimal amount of work to keep it short enough to not need a comb.
 

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Back hair is kinda eh, but I'm usually fine with hair outside of that. As a side note, does anyone find back hair attractive? I have this weird hair that grows on my left shoulder I pull out. I don't mind a shaved head either, as long as their head has a nice shape to go with it.
 

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18 years of not shaving and I've got the slight inkling of a hipster mustache and... soul patch I guess. My head hair goes fucking mental though, seeing my bed head in the morning is a mix of "WTF IS THIS BEAST COMING AT ME" and "holy shit this is hilarious".
 

Casual Shinji

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I shave every 4 days. Anymore and my peachy skin feels the burn, any less and shit starts to itch.

I got some chest fuzz, but nothing I would call "Robin Williams" territory. There are a good deal of long black strands growing out of my shoulders though, but with shaving comes chafing.
 

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The only hair of mine I don't like are the little tufts on my fingers. Luckily they're very light in colour so they don't show up.

Also being ginger means my genitals glow with the fire of one thousand Hawaiian sunsets, which is nice.
 

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I shave every 4th day. If I could grow a beard I would, I don't really like shaving but the sorry patches of hair I produce are embarrassing enough to overcome my laziness. Anyone familiar with the Discworld character Rincewind will have a pretty good idea what I end up looking like if I don't shave.
 

Nickolai77

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I shave every morning. I could probably get away with shaving every other morning but otherwise the hair on my face starts to annoy me. I've also got a hell of a lot of hair on my chest and legs- but things on my arms arn't too barmy on my arms fortunately.

I can see how having to shave every day would annoy some people, but i've grown used to it and it's part of my morning routine after i brush my teeth.
 

EeveeElectro

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I hate moustaches, ew.
I love nice smooth faces, I suppose beard is okay as long as it stays near the chin, cause I can't stand kissing someone and getting prickled in the face. Don't like long beards either.
I don't like hairy chests or tummies. I like kissing chest and tummy area and having loads of hair there is icky for me.
I don't like it too hairy down below. Hair there is okay but lots and there's a chance I'll get a mouth/noseful and it's also icky.
Sooo yeah, smooth guy for me, less itchy. Take care of the hair on your head too.
 

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Back when I was employed I had my shaving schedule down to a nice twice weekly. Once sunday night, once wednesday night, where wednesday was slightly pushing too scraggly. At the moment I either shave if I need to look presentable for some reason or otherwise right before it's too long to not as easily shave manually. Of course, I'd go for well trimmed full beard, but it's not an option currently.

The rest of me gets little to know hair maintenance. I like to think I have a good amount of chest and leg hair that's not too much, but not too little. Give or take a few areas.
 

Lucem712

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The only hair that really kind of grosses me out is when men have chest hair but it's growing out of their t-shirts/polos, otherwise nothin' wrong with being a little furry. I also find it a bit strange when guys shave their legs. ._.
 

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I shave my face every 4-5 days or so. And I can't grow a mustache, I just shave to keep myself not looking like an idiot
 

Esotera

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As I'm currently employed at the minute, the maximum I can go without shaving is around 3 days, so theoretically I only have to shave 2 or 3 times a month? When I don't have anything important I tend to forget to shave for literally weeks, or possibly months.
 

deathninja

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If I'm doing a lot of volatiles work I won't shave that day as I breakout like hell, else I try and shave every morning (skewbaldness means it looks like I've stack a calico to my chin else :/)
 

ImperialSunlight

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I have a van dyke (it grows into a full beard in less than a week if I don't take care of it), long hair, leg hair and arm hair. Not a whole lot on my chest, though.

How do I feel about hairy guys? I love them. No, really, I'm gay and hairy men are often very attractive to me. I find it very masculine. :p
 

WolfThomas

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Usually shave most nights for my special lady. Away for 2 months overseas and I've gone full beard in that time. I'm pretty hairy from feet to back to chest.

Every now and the I might give the crotch hair a hack with some scissors but never by a whole lot.